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r/boottoobig

124k AWESOMENESS360  6.1 years ago

Lol just post r/boottoobig related things here, just for lols.

If you don't know what r/boottoobig is, it's a sub-Reddit filled with weird poems like this:

Roses are red, I have a horse, Your mom and I are getting a divorce.

Roses are red, I need a mop, local man paralyzed by a pork chop.

Roses are red, yes that is true, why were you late for work today?
1 hr P O O.

Yeah, I might delete this, a moderator might delete this, but just have fun with it since I'm working on a new creation rn, so I'm just entertaining you with this for now.

Roses are red, I need to YEET, He boot too big for he Gotdamn feet.

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    @Planeboi947 it's ok, you don't have to. I already live with my nightmares, whether it's day, night, or in between. Satan once told me that he didn't put monsters under my bed to scare me, he put them there because he knew how lonely I get at night.

    :)

    5.8 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    Roses are red
    violets are blue

    h

    6.1 years ago
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    Roses are red, violets too, and if you are not red, you go to gulag

    +1 6.1 years ago
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    @Tully2001 omg that's so perfect XD

    6.1 years ago
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    lol wtf @Tully2001

    6.1 years ago
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    5,841 FastDan

    Lol, that first one though.

    +1 6.1 years ago
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    @BaconEggs and so it begins.

    +2 6.1 years ago
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    137k BaconEggs

    Roses are red
    Blasphemy is unholy
    I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate 11 cans of ravioli

    +5 6.1 years ago