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Another Bad Joke

10.6k Winstonlharambe  5.9 years ago

A famous Mexican actor died while performing stunts for a movie.
During the funeral, his grieving mother walks towards the director and says,
"Jesus died for your scenes."

--Winston

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    @Winstonlharambe not even close, it can barely handle 500 parts.

    +1 5.9 years ago
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    hahahaha @AWESOMENESS360 they are good. Can your computer handle 2100 parts? Needa bit help mate

    +1 5.9 years ago
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    Here's some even worse jokes:

    Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "How do I drive this thing?"

    What is a Canadian's favorite board game? - Sorry

    I went to the zoo the other day, but there weren't any animals, all they had was one dog.
    It was a shih tzu.

    How many South American's does it take to change a lightbulb? - A Brazilian.

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    Read explanation @CruzerBlade

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    13.1k CruzerBlade

    What

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    Lol @Jetliner101

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    I have to cancel my appointment to take a breather cause n

    +4 5.9 years ago
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    6,142 Hypn0

    for anyone who didnt get it it is pernounced hey zues not jesus but in the text format it looks like jesus died for your sins bt instead it says Jesus (hey zues) died for your scenes

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    @Winstonlharambe thank you now I can laugh.

    +4 5.9 years ago
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    Supposed to be “Jesus died for your sins” but in this Zues is the actor’s name (a popular name in South America, same pronunciation) and “Scenes” sounds much alike “sins” that’s the joke @BoganBoganTheMan

    +2 5.9 years ago
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    I don't get it

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    Nice

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    16.4k ThePrototype

    Haha

    5.9 years ago