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Facts about Tully

19.7k WaffleCakes  5.6 years ago

Here are some facts I can think of about Tully…

  • Tully once won a staring contest with the sun.

  • The only time Tully ever caught a cold was when he put it in a headlock.

  • Tully counted to infinity…twice.

  • Tully can slam a revolving door.

  • Tully once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

  • Tully can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

  • The chicken came before the egg, but Tully came before both of them.

  • Tully once cut a knife with a stick of butter.

  • Tully can put out a forest fire using only gasoline.

  • If you spell Tully in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

  • Tully can kill two stones with one bird.

  • Tully doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

  • Tully is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  • Tully makes onions cry.

  • Tully is our lord and saviour who can destroy Thanos with only his little finger. This makes him the worlds strongest being to ever exist. Long live him and his soul

  • Tully has autism

  • Tully has the IQ of an elephant that's high on class A drugs

  • Tully has been in a bio editing war with Squirrel for over 6 months and no one has noticed.

Legit facts.

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    16.8k windshifter1

    lol!

    8 months ago
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    41.8k Ren
    • Tully once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just the Islands.
    +1 2.3 years ago
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    41.4k Phox

    Physics wasn't invented yet.

    2.9 years ago
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    42.3k VeroViper

    bro can defeat thanos in just 0.00000001 second

    3.2 years ago
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    1,667 hjonk

    Tully can breath out oxygen
    Tully sweats out unicorn tears
    Tully swore his life he would die, but he didn’t die
    Tully can eat his soda and drink his pizza

    3.3 years ago
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    120 CB76565

    you can logically cut a knife with a butter slice dipped in Liquid Nitrogen and hardened by some chemical form (unknow by me lol) and its not impossible but tully is a freaking boy?

    3.4 years ago
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    120 CB76565

    you can logically cut a knife with a butter slice dipped in Liquid Nitrogen and hardened by some chemical form (unknow by me lol) and its not impossible but tully is a freaking boy?

    3.4 years ago
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    33.5k tsampoy

    Tully is the reason why Waldo is hiding
    What did he do?

    4.0 years ago
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    4,635 MongooseZiya

    @XP lol same. matching salt and pepper shakers

    +1 4.1 years ago
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    30.0k TriStar

    Hardware store @FireFast212

    4.1 years ago
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    4,635 MongooseZiya

    @XP heheh yea. wat is your favorite al song

    4.1 years ago
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    30.0k TriStar

    A fellow weird al fan @FireFast212

    4.1 years ago
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    4,635 MongooseZiya
    ya should make a parody of "CNR" by weird al but make it about Tully
    4.1 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @SodiumChloride yeah, I was wondering what happened to his mod status

    +1 4.9 years ago
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    everything tully does is ironic

    5.2 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    wat

    @Tully2001 stop editing mah post

    5.6 years ago
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    If we look at the actual physics, most of these are plausible. Given enough items and the relativistic perspectives we need to look at.

    5.6 years ago
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    9,389 DaKraken

    @DoctorCorvus wait dont make Tully too strong.. maybe about 4% .. but it well be one of a fight

    5.6 years ago
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    9,389 DaKraken

    @Tully2001
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    5.6 years ago
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    9,389 DaKraken

    @DoctorCorvus

    wait.. I think shaggy found a Somewhat worthy opponent..

    +7 5.6 years ago
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    24.4k NoGoCars

    @Tully2001 how do i unblock myself? I did it and now I can't comment on my own builds/posts...

    5.6 years ago
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    24.4k NoGoCars

    BOY WHAT?

    5.6 years ago
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    32.3k CRJ900Pilot

    Shhhh @Awsomur

    5.6 years ago
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    Tully the 'chuck norris' of SP

    +4 5.6 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    -Tully jokes are copy/pastes of Chuck Norris jokes

    +14 5.6 years ago
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