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How the Cold War started (lmao)

394 ShermanFirefly  5.6 years ago

America: “skidaadle skidoodle, your oil is now MY oil!”
U.S.S.R.: “that’s not very communistic of you, fatty.”
America: “well, at least we have FOOD.”
Every other country: “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.”