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Why are fire trucks red? (Read answer)

9,624 HypnoticChicken  9.1 years ago

“Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian” around, so that’s why fire trucks are red!”

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    156 EEPNEEP04

    That is the trooth !

    6.0 years ago
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    Now design a machine that displays this.

    7.5 years ago
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    Lol that rushing pun in case someone doesn't get it

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    2,998 DarkLithium

    @KerbalVehiclesCompany :D

    9.1 years ago
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    Mind blown indeed

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    @XVIdarkLithium what he said

    9.1 years ago
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    What does this have to do with simpleplanes?

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    LOL.

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    @BritishNarwhal glad you like it.

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    XD

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    @WaterAirLand you are welcome! 😝

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    @HypnoticChicken ok

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    @AeroEngineering because yellow and green are the second most attention getting colors. But they need to distinguish between airport and city.

    9.1 years ago
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    639 Henwill8

    @KingDeadshot like the gravatar

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    137k BaconEggs

    Illuminati confirmed.

    9.1 years ago
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    In the spirit of Monty Python - Why Donald Trump is illuminati: We all know Donald Trump is Illuminati, but we need evidence! First of, we can confirm that there is a mop on his head, which also resembles a poorly baked cake. Protruding through the mess are four spikes of hair. The cake I had for desert tonight had two layers and one layer of iceing on top. 2+1=3 and 4-3=1. The number one spelled out is one, and 4-3=one, the the word "one" has three letters and 4-3=1 the Illuminati has one eye. This concludes that Donald Trump is Illuminati. - Walrus Jr.

    9.1 years ago
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    9,180 LT556

    Hi Siri

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    17.8k jsaret

    Grade school memories lol

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    155 Arcadia

    Haven't heard THAT one before @HypnoticChicken

    9.1 years ago
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    Ask that to Siri and she'll say the same thing :/

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    2,998 DarkLithium

    MIND BLOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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    Also, why are airport fire trucks yellow or light neon green?

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    I used to have that entire thing memorized. Fire trucks are actually red because studies show that red catches the eye so Its esiar to see them unless you are colorblind

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    8,797 Meawk

    wat

    9.1 years ago