Alright.

@Jim1the1Squid I'm Dodgy_Josh

Yes, but it's not working properly.

@Jim1the1Squid ok u have discord

Hmm... I don't have Instagram.
But hey, if you want to hear my accent, check out my U2BE channel. Just click on my name and look through the bio for it.

@Jim1the1Squid nope I have Insta Aircroft_Desigin

Yeah.
Do you have a YouTube Channel? I'd love to hear your accent.

@Jim1the1Squid it's diffcult I can only speak as a Essex boy there's so many diffent dialects

@Jim1the1Squid a blunt here is cannabis here that's dope is sweet around here atlest

Mofo means Mother (censored)
"That's dope" means that the thing in question is cool.
a blunt is a cigarette, cigar, you name it.
weed is Marijuana (I'm pretty sure you already knew that)

@Jim1the1Squid not much
Enlighten me

Huh.
I now know some British Slang.
What American Slang do you know?

@Jim1the1Squid You pretty much got it
Fag is a ciggeate
Pissing it down is hevy rain
Chips are crisps
Potato chips are chips

Wow. I had a completely different idea of what it meant.

@Jim1the1Squid the rains falling and falling hard
It has been scince I got home

As far as I know, french fries are chips, TV's are telly's, an elevator is a lift, trucks are lorries, and gasoline is petrol.

Sorry?
I'm American, so I'm not used to British slang.
Like how we call it a TV here, and it's called a telly over there.

@Jim1the1Squid it's pissing it down here

Are you kidding me? It gets VERY hot here. Like, triple digit hot.
The temperature once reached 118 degrees F here. That's about 47.8 in Celsius.

@Jim1the1Squid lucky

I'm in California.

@Jim1the1Squid I live there lol
Well kinda

Figured, since Norwich is in the UK.

@Jim1the1Squid yup I'm English

Gud