Here's how the USAF can kill the naruto-running weebs tryna get top secret information. It's simply two words.
A-10 Warthog
More specifically, the GAU-8 Avenger.
It kills.
"If you hear the BRRRTT, it isn't coming for you."
So if anybody knows how to contact the Air Force, tell them to use the A-10 and it's gun to kill the Area 51 raiders along with what they planned to use on killing them.
Even if the raiders do get in, they probably won't see aliens, instead just stealthy plane bois with sneak 100, at least according to multiple sources, including one from the SP community.
@ThatOneF15Eagle lol homo
And so what? I call myself a "gay retard" everyday.
@StallFlight
We will be wearing our "If you shoot us you're gay" shirts.
@Notaleopard These SOBS deserve to burn for their crimes in the fiery reaches of hell. The tank would do both.
@JamesBleriot
Run over the raiders or shoot them?
M1 Abrams
HoverCraft Humvees
@ThatOneF15Eagle
A-10 Flying Saucer
I know where the info came from about the warthog
How about both?
@metallicplanes
@ThatOneF15Eagle How bout the army and not the air force? The air force won't be able to tell what they did
Just get the whole USAF arsenal of aircraft that have guns and set it all on the raiders in different "phases" and sending backups if there are too many.
Bam.
Problem solved.
i doubt that considering they're spending the time teaching what exactly is a naruto run with straight faces
@metallicplanes Exactly.
Thanks for the helpful insight captain obvious
@TheFantasticTyphoon Uhhhh...... okay. Pretty sure he is gonna kill everyone
@metallicplanes Drop my fat teacher on the raiders.
@TheFantasticTyphoon What?
@Notaleopard
My morbidly obese physics teacher!
@TheFantasticTyphoon
Tsar Bomba!
Drop the MOAB.
@ThatOneF15Eagle
How about an AC-130 or spray them with Agent Orange/blue.
Donald Trump with a diamond sword would also be devastating.
Also, Apache Longbow.
Probably only F-15E, which is optimized for ground attack because standard F-15s (F-15A, B, C and D) are primarily air superiority aircraft. @metallicplanes
@ThatOneF15Eagle Or F-15s, of course