I’d like to imagine the minds of the pilots are just like
“Oh Jesus Christ, ok uhh we can do this, just like angle yourself and pull full left rudder”
“No no wait I gotta roll this way first, and you gotta pitch down or else I’ll stall”
“I think stalling is the least of our worries at the momen- oH GOD PULL UP”
“I’M TRYING”
“Ok ok ok we’re good now, that’s enou- THAT’S ENOUGH PITCH”
“SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS”
“THIS IS A SU-27, SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS IS PULLING MAX AOA AND FLYING BACKWARDS”
“OK Ok wait just direct your thrust downwards, and I’ll angle mine upwards, and we should separate from each other”
“Alright, on three! One, two, three-“
“Now wE’RE BARREL ROLLING, Opposite direction this time!”
“Did you ever pull full left rudder like I told you to earlier?”
“No, I was too busy not caring, full right roll now!”
“I’ve been doing that, you pull left!”
“Last time we did that, we started barrelrolling!”
“Ok then, uhh... here, I’ll pitch down and apply full left yaw, and you pitch up while applying full right yaw, surely we’ll separate.”
“I’d like to take a moment to appreciate that we’re still in the air with these things, even though we’ve been conjoined for the past three minutes.”
“And whose fault is that, huh?”
“Oh come on, I was reading the Sunday paper! It has the latest LifeOfBoris comic in it, and I was getting to the best part.”
“Oh, may I have a look at that?”
“I appreciate your confidence, but it’s not like we’re in the same plane.”
“Well our cockpits are pretty damn close to each other, just press it against the glass or something.”
“Alright hold on- aAUGHH PISS I JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE, CYKA”
“Ok wait, you have coffee in there?! How did you get that in the cockpit, and how did it not spill prior to now?”
“It’s from Wawa, it was in a sealed cup, the lid just came off as I was grabbing the paper and now it’s all over my suit.”
“You continue to amaze me for all the wrong reasons, just show me the Comi- oh dEAR LORD LOOK OUT!”
“aUAAGUH SHIT, pull up, and I’ll pitch down!”
“Alright, NOW!” proceeds to do that
“Whew, I don’t know how we got out of that alive, that was invigorating!”
“Yeah maybe for you, now I have more than just one reason to change my pants.” And then they both stalled out and died the end
@AWESOMENESS360 YES
Now that's what i call fighter porn
they are friends.
Do you mean horny? I will leave now @GroBaleaze
@Tookan hmm stepflanker. Sounds corny
@AWESOMENESS360 damn this is amazing, i really enjoyed reading that story. I love it hahah
I’d like to imagine the minds of the pilots are just like
“Oh Jesus Christ, ok uhh we can do this, just like angle yourself and pull full left rudder”
“No no wait I gotta roll this way first, and you gotta pitch down or else I’ll stall”
“I think stalling is the least of our worries at the momen- oH GOD PULL UP”
“I’M TRYING”
“Ok ok ok we’re good now, that’s enou- THAT’S ENOUGH PITCH”
“SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS”
“THIS IS A SU-27, SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS IS PULLING MAX AOA AND FLYING BACKWARDS”
“OK Ok wait just direct your thrust downwards, and I’ll angle mine upwards, and we should separate from each other”
“Alright, on three! One, two, three-“
“Now wE’RE BARREL ROLLING, Opposite direction this time!”
“Did you ever pull full left rudder like I told you to earlier?”
“No, I was too busy not caring, full right roll now!”
“I’ve been doing that, you pull left!”
“Last time we did that, we started barrelrolling!”
“Ok then, uhh... here, I’ll pitch down and apply full left yaw, and you pitch up while applying full right yaw, surely we’ll separate.”
“I’d like to take a moment to appreciate that we’re still in the air with these things, even though we’ve been conjoined for the past three minutes.”
“And whose fault is that, huh?”
“Oh come on, I was reading the Sunday paper! It has the latest LifeOfBoris comic in it, and I was getting to the best part.”
“Oh, may I have a look at that?”
“I appreciate your confidence, but it’s not like we’re in the same plane.”
“Well our cockpits are pretty damn close to each other, just press it against the glass or something.”
“Alright hold on- aAUGHH PISS I JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE, CYKA”
“Ok wait, you have coffee in there?! How did you get that in the cockpit, and how did it not spill prior to now?”
“It’s from Wawa, it was in a sealed cup, the lid just came off as I was grabbing the paper and now it’s all over my suit.”
“You continue to amaze me for all the wrong reasons, just show me the Comi- oh dEAR LORD LOOK OUT!”
“aUAAGUH SHIT, pull up, and I’ll pitch down!”
“Alright, NOW!”
proceeds to do that
“Whew, I don’t know how we got out of that alive, that was invigorating!”
“Yeah maybe for you, now I have more than just one reason to change my pants.”
And then they both stalled out and died the end
what are you doing step-Flanker?!?!?!!?
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I regret nothing, yet
SP Magic
@TheVexedVortex always in our soul" rip sukhoi :(
Are ya winning son? Su T10-1 stalls after engaging in a wrestle with another Su T10-1
Dies