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11.6k SamuelJamesCastor  one year ago

"Just be sure you can hit that eject button as soon as possible."

Pfister may have the guts to invade a city-state chilling around, but she never had the guts to look for sane solutions. At one point she commissioned her cronies to strap bombs to unmarked planes and let her "enemies of the state" crash them to residential establishments.
We tested the surviving examples of these, and we have found out that you need a pretty long runway for this, since it takes off at speeds greater than 300kph. It even tries to pitch down despite using your flaps, so there's no use closing your eyes and waiting for Death to grab you quickly.

General Characteristics

  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 24.3ft (7.4m)
  • Length 26.5ft (8.1m)
  • Height 9.9ft (3.0m)
  • Empty Weight 5,371lbs (2,436kg)
  • Loaded Weight 10,323lbs (4,682kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 1.306
  • Wing Loading 72.4lbs/ft2 (353.4kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 142.6ft2 (13.3m2)
  • Drag Points 3285

Parts

  • Number of Parts 28
  • Control Surfaces 5
  • Performance Cost 211
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    NYOOOOOM

    insert explosion noise here

    one year ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    And it just occurred to me that this is warcrime dissident kamikaze
    holy shiet

    +1 one year ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    Oh hell
    uhh, sorry. I quite literally do not have the time to read that much lore.
    Like, really. I'm procrastinating as it is. Sorry.

    +1 one year ago
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    @Graingy Former president of the Wright Isles. (Just refer to the past editions of Snowstone Gazette.)

    one year ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    Pfister. Who is Pfister.
    I literally know none of any of this.

    one year ago
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    @Graingy (There was this part of lore when Wright Isles under Pfister decided to invade Snowstone.
    Wright Isles had more military vehicles and more defectors, so they used the age-old technique of strapping explosives on planes and crashing them)

    one year ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    I don't get the reference.
    Context?

    one year ago