Pfisting Pfury
11.6k SamuelJamesCastor
one year ago
"Just be sure you can hit that eject button as soon as possible."
Pfister may have the guts to invade a city-state chilling around, but she never had the guts to look for sane solutions. At one point she commissioned her cronies to strap bombs to unmarked planes and let her "enemies of the state" crash them to residential establishments.
We tested the surviving examples of these, and we have found out that you need a pretty long runway for this, since it takes off at speeds greater than 300kph. It even tries to pitch down despite using your flaps, so there's no use closing your eyes and waiting for Death to grab you quickly.
Specifications
General Characteristics
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- Wingspan 24.3ft (7.4m)
- Length 26.5ft (8.1m)
- Height 9.9ft (3.0m)
- Empty Weight 5,371lbs (2,436kg)
- Loaded Weight 10,323lbs (4,682kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 1.306
- Wing Loading 72.4lbs/ft2 (353.4kg/m2)
- Wing Area 142.6ft2 (13.3m2)
- Drag Points 3285
Parts
- Number of Parts 28
- Control Surfaces 5
- Performance Cost 211
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insert explosion noise here
And it just occurred to me that this is warcrime dissident kamikaze
holy shiet
Oh hell
uhh, sorry. I quite literally do not have the time to read that much lore.
Like, really. I'm procrastinating as it is. Sorry.
@Graingy Former president of the Wright Isles. (Just refer to the past editions of Snowstone Gazette.)
Pfister. Who is Pfister.
I literally know none of any of this.
@Graingy (There was this part of lore when Wright Isles under Pfister decided to invade Snowstone.
Wright Isles had more military vehicles and more defectors, so they used the age-old technique of strapping explosives on planes and crashing them)
I don't get the reference.
Context?