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Centipede Mk.IIb CRIMBO

1,117 Riskitforabiscuit  5.0 years ago
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For the airstrip drag tournament. A centipede with modified tires and improved aerodynamics for the purpous of optimising its capability to kick tarmac as opposed to grass whilst leaving its ass smoking capabilities largely unchanged. The festive colour scheme is designed to look so hideous that nature itself propels it as fast as it can around the track as to banish it into the void as soon as possible. We tried to put a little bobble on top of the verticle stabliser so it looks like a santa hat but the nazis in the R&D department said no. (They said something like “its a waste of money” and “it would ruin the aerodynamics” and that “it wouldn’t even look good”, and other utterly ridiculous arguments. They also shot down the perfectly valid and sensible idea of fitting a hot plate and barbeque equipment to the back so that you could have some bbq ribs and kebab after the race was over. Bunch of fun hating arseholes the lot of them.). It runs on full stock engine power alone because I’m on IOS and that I couldn’t get baldovinos technique to work and I’m salty about it.

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Centipede Mk.I
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 25.4ft (7.7m)
  • Length 44.2ft (13.5m)
  • Height 12.0ft (3.7m)
  • Empty Weight 3,573lbs (1,621kg)
  • Loaded Weight 3,590lbs (1,628kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 6.7lbs/ft2 (32.9kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 532.8ft2 (49.5m2)
  • Drag Points 1330

Parts

  • Number of Parts 27
  • Control Surfaces 4
  • Performance Cost 316