USSR-71 Blyatbird
In an alternate timeline
If one word could describe the mood in the Kremlin that morning, 'black' would be it. "The catalyst pigs have done it again," growled the general secretary, glaring around the room. "With this Black-bird of theirs, they violate our airspace with impunity!"
"I think you mean capitalist, general secretary," said the chief of military intelligence, trying to look innocent.
The general secretary shot him a look that said Keep correcting me, you insolent pup, and you'll wake up in the Gulag one morning. "Enough! We cannot permit a Mach number gap. I don't care how many satellite countries we have to starve of resources, we need an airplane that can intercept this... this... Black-bird."
And so directive 10-289 was issued. The best minds of the Soviet Union were set to the task, and they delivered. The new airplane looked more than a little like the Blackbird, though it had three engines instead of two. No matter -- it went Mach 3 and beyond, and it was the pride of the Soviet Union. The irreverent Americans nicknamed it the Blyat-bird, but its makers called it... the USSR-71.
Controls
- Custom camera 1: Gun camera view
- AG1: Afterburner
- AG2: High agility mode
- FireGuns: Fire plasma cannons
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Predecessor SR-71s Short Black
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 121.8ft (37.1m)
- Length 114.0ft (34.8m)
- Height 33.7ft (10.3m)
- Empty Weight N/A
- Loaded Weight 217,282lbs (98,557kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 1.085
- Wing Loading 21.9lbs/ft2 (107.1kg/m2)
- Wing Area 9,902.8ft2 (920.0m2)
- Drag Points 85154
Parts
- Number of Parts 752
- Control Surfaces 9
- Performance Cost 2,422
Zaebic
@CookieDefender Google Translate renders that as BGULLLLL...
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@Davisplanez ты вонючая собака
Will fly with p o t e t
Cheeki breeki!
Make ot drop tsar bomba/ commie cola
Xd, I Know How To Speak Russian.
We call it the: B.L.Y.A.T.
Blyatbird. Landing. You. At. Thernobly.
you dont know im dying rn blyatbird
@suvorov Well, "blyat" is the only Russian cuss word I know...
@CookieDefender Spasiba, comrade. Glad you like.
THIS IS MARVELOUS COMЯАD
Thanks, @WeSeekANARCHY
Blyatbird :D i love this
@tylerdeveneuxmusic Thanks, glad you like glorious Soviet super plane, comrade.
@Akali I find the colours in SP to be too bland and muddy, so I wrote some custom shaders to make them more vivid and increase the contrast a bit.
I want to know why your sea is so blue. Why is the background so blue?
Very punny, @CruzerBlade
BLYATIFUL
@huaishushu2333333 It means "damn" in Russian, more or less.
Blyat?
Just wondering!@SledDriver
@AWESOMENESS360 Da, comrade. Strong like bull, clever like tractor.
@Yeagerskibbiers No, why?