And to continue my tradition of large aircraft with tiny payloads, here is a giant 707 ripoff.
The thing about giant stuff is that they tend to get rather wobbly.
When you are on the ground, you'd think that the tires are flat. They probably are. Just don't set them on fire and everything will be fine.

It can take off from a short runway and land on one too. But have you tried going from the plane directly into the office building?
Instructions:
Activation group 1-Activates middle engine in tail
Activation group 2+Fire Weapons key-thrust reverse.

Notes:
While it is only slightly smaller than an A340-200, it has the capacity of an MD-90. Though cramming passengers into the rear cargo compartment won't hurt.

How about turning the cargo section at the rear into a lounge?

Why does this aircraft bear the flag of a platform in the North sea?
Specifications:
Passenger capacity: 168 (10820.9kg or 10.8209 tons with average weight of human)
Cargo Capacity with full load: 32 tons

Full Cargo load excluding passengers:
100 tons give or take 10 tons