The Simple County Parking Enforcement division came into possession of the Fiat 126 almost by accident. It was originally donated to the county by a local resident who had imported it from Europe as a novelty. The resident, an eccentric car collector, had fallen in love with the quirky charm of the Fiat but quickly realized it wasn’t practical for his needs. With little use for it and limited space in his garage, he offered it to the county as a gesture of goodwill. The vehicle, small and slow, was impractical for the larger, more demanding tasks of other county departments like public works or animal control, so it ended up being assigned to Parking Enforcement.

Its compact size and fuel efficiency made it perfect for navigating the tight alleyways, crowded streets, and busy downtown areas where parking violations were rampant. The Fiat 126 could easily squeeze into spaces that larger vehicles couldn’t reach, and its diminutive presence was oddly effective in a town where even parking enforcement needed to be cost-conscious. The officers quickly grew fond of the little car, appreciating how it allowed them to ticket violators with greater ease in narrow streets or congested areas. The Fiat even became something of a mascot for the department, with local kids calling it "Tiny Ticket" as it cruised around town.

However, as much as the car was loved, it was also fragile—unintentionally fragile. It didn’t take long for the car to gain a reputation for being particularly susceptible to mishaps. Whether it was from grazing a curb too hard or accidentally getting a door slammed by a hurried officer, the Fiat was constantly in and out of the county garage for minor repairs. Its small stature also became a challenge in a department primarily operating larger vehicles like the typical county trucks and SUVs. More than once, a parking enforcement officer found themselves squeezed between parked cars, unable to open the door fully to step out, further contributing to the car’s lighthearted infamy.

The incident that really cemented the Fiat 126’s reputation occurred during a routine patrol on a busy Monday morning. Officer Jenkins, one of the longest-serving members of the Parking Enforcement division, was out writing tickets near the courthouse. The Fiat was parked behind a large county utility truck that was in the process of doing maintenance work on a nearby sewer line. Unfortunately, the truck’s driver didn’t notice the tiny Fiat 126 behind him as he started backing up. Jenkins watched in horror as the massive truck, much taller than the Fiat’s low profile, crunched into the front end of the little car, pinning it briefly before the driver realized what had happened and halted.

The Fiat suffered a dented front bumper, a shattered headlight, and a cracked windshield in the process. Fortunately, no one was injured, but the damage to the Fiat was significant. It was towed back to the county garage, where mechanics half-jokingly questioned whether it was worth fixing the “roller skate” at all. Still, the Fiat 126 had become such a staple of the Parking Enforcement team that it was sent out for repairs. Despite its fragile nature, the department was attached to it, and its tiny size had proven more useful than they'd ever expected.

Since then, the Fiat 126 has been patched up and restored to its former glory, but its brushes with danger became part of its lore in the department. It's become the subject of countless jokes among the officers, who lovingly refer to it as "The Roller Skate" and “Mighty Mouse,” teasingly noting how it always seems to come back from every mishap a little worse for wear, but never truly defeated. While it might be slower and far more delicate than the department’s other vehicles, it remains uniquely suited to its role, weaving through congested streets and crowded parking lots with an efficiency that only it can provide.

Now, the Fiat 126 still faithfully serves its purpose, zipping around town and quietly issuing tickets to unsuspecting violators. Every officer assigned to drive it knows to handle it with care—both out of respect for its history and because, as Jenkins says with a smirk, “It’s got a habit of finding trouble.” Though it's been hit, dinged, and dented more times than the department cares to count, the little Fiat has earned its place as a beloved workhorse in Simple County’s Parking Enforcement division.

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