CLARKSON, YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK!!
Everyone's favorite trio, Clarkson, May, and Hammond, are in trouble. They're stuck in a bulletproof escape pod at Bandit Airport with, worst of all, each other! As Mr. Wilmond has decided not to rescue them, it's up to you! Take off from Wright Airport, rescue them from each other's company, and get back to Wright! Make something in the style of one (or all) of the fools. It can be a plane, amphibious car, boat, a boat with a massive crane, you get the idea.
1. Max part count of 900-1000, no mods, though xml is allowed.
2. Successors of other aircraft, yours or someone elses, are allowed. If you want to use @spiritusraptor's helicopter, go ahead, though make sure it's heavily, and impractically, modified. You can upload a maximum of three vehicles.
Scoring will be based on:
Realism, as in does it look like something they'd do
Humor, innapropriate acronyms, foolish design, etc
function, does it finish it's job?
first place gets 30 upvotes
second place 20
third place 10