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@AchuTMM too long.

This is so beautiful, it burnt off my corneas. Sorry, that was a really corny joke. God, I corn't believe I'm still commenting on this, it must be pretty cornmenting to read, ain't it? I should probably leave, I might get scorned by the moderators. Goodness, I just can't corntain these corn puns, there's too many! Pretty soon, I'll have to sign a corntract to have permission in making these puns. I mean, making these puns isn't very cornplicated, the hard part is not cringing to death while creating them. If you don't feel very cornfortable around people who make bad jokes, I suggest that you leave. Wait, with this many puns, can I be cornvicted of a crime? Hopefully my lawyer will be cornpetent enough to defend my case. Maybe the fact that I'm an Americorn will be enough of a reason to let me go. Ok, this is getting corncerning, even I didn't know I had this many puns! I wonder how many more I have? Good God, this has been a weird cornversation. Wait a minute, what's this?! I've... I've ran out of puns! Huh, I guess that the only cornclusion that I can come to is to not... wait a minute! I made another pun! I knew I still had the cornfidence to come up with more! Dang, I should seriously join a corntest of who can come up with the most puns! I mean, most of these puns cornsist mainly of the word "corn", maybe I can come up with a few more! Ooh, I got one! It's truly amaizing that I can think of so many of these! I feel like most of these are kinda impracticoble, but they might come into good use someday. Just think about all of the remarcoble possibilities these puns could have! I could get a job as a stand up cornmedian! In fact, here's one for an example! "What is a corncob's favorite breed of dog?" "A Husky!" Yeah, that was terrible. Or, I could be just the most despicoble person alive, although I kinda already am. To be perfectly honest, I don't really see any good raisin why I should be typing this comment. Wait, hold on, that was a raisin pun. Well, whatever kind of pun it is, I hope you find it apeeling to your sense of humor. God dangit, was that a banana pun?! This is really getting out of hand, I've been pumping out these puns so cornsistantly, and now I don't know what to do about them. Aww, shucks, what should I do with all these?

Sorry.

Satisfying