This is your captain speaking. We seem to have lost engine number two. All passengers need to return to their seats and fasten their seatbelts. Please do not panic as we have disengaged engine three to balance out the aircraft. Please stay calm and return to your seats. We have this under control. *Engine four falls off* *Mass panic ensues* This is a small airliner that has four, independently detachable engines for your to practice your flight skills in case of an emergency. Very entertaining to fly. Especially with no engines on the right wing and one on the left. One through four disengaged engines from right to left.