Can't find a plane that's comfortable enough for long flights?
Tired of losing close air combat with this "super-maneuverable" Su-35?
Your new F-22 no longer providing you an advantage over the enemy?
You want to destroy the enemy without using such trivial means as missiles?
Then let me introduce you to the brand new Apple IBlock!
Comfortable.
Compact.
Destructive.
This incredible flying machine will bring you a whole new experience of air combat (1).
It doesn't need ammo, fuel or other consumables (2).
Just charge it with a regular wall outlet via the lightning connector! (3)
IBlock is 0.125 cubic meters of pure firepower!
The built-in six-barreled (4) energy cannon Apple Gun 3 allows you to instantly shoot down any aircraft, helicopter, tank, battleship Yamato, Death Star, Borg Cube, Jupiter, etc. (5)
Your airplane friends on Android will burst with envy when they see your IBlock! (6)
Buy our new IBlock for only $ 16,000,000,000 (7)!
(1) Based on feedback from Apple Test Pilots
(2) Except for electricity. Approximate consumption is about 200 GW / h
(3) Charger sold separately. It is not recommended to charge IBlock with non-original chargers in order to avoid a nuclear explosion.
(4) Only one barrel is available in the basic version. To activate the rest, buy the IBlock Pro Max model and activate a 1-year subscription for all Apple electronic products
(5) Confirmed during trial operation with the USAF
(6) With a probability of 65%
(7) Price for the basic version. Charger, pilot seat, ailerons and charging plug are sold separately. Join the US Air Force to get 10% off.