What the hell is that on my RADAR???
Is that,
OW it's an Su-57...
I mstaken you for being a bomber since u're so god darn huge for a stealth fighter.
You really think you're able to hide from RADAR flying around in that city block of an aircraft?
You wanna know what the 57 even means?
It's the area code given to it because it's a frickin' giant.
U're so god darn BIG that u make the F-22 Raptor look like a Hon-Hon Civic to an F-250 Super Duty on a lift kit.
Oh it's a fifth gen fighter like in the Tom Cruise movie? Wow that's really cool like that matters when an AIM-120 is rapidly approaching to your exact position.
Pull that one dummy move from the movie, you may dodge one missile with that but you can't dodge this 20mm going straight into ur cockpit.
Tell ur airbase to send more 57s to ur position.
Oh wait... That's right.
There are only 21 of you in the world, and they can't risk sending more 57s out because u're so god dang expensive.
Meaning that u're alone,
no allies,
no friends
and most of all
no love life.
it took you 10 years to get from first flight in 2010 to being in the Russian Air Force in 2020,
and even then you haven't seen crap.
The Raptor did it in 8 years it's introduction was back in 2005.
You're already outdated and should move on with your pathetic existence.
The only way for you to be truly a stealth fighter, is to not exist at all.
Go back to ur hangar and stay on the ground.
So that way i can't see you, and you can do what you were built for.
"NOT BEING SEEN".