(Bear with me I'm doing this script by memory from "22 Tales of Springfield" from the Simpsons.)
SI- Superintendent
SM- Seymore
M- Mother

intro
-doorbell
SI- Well, Seymour I made it, despite your directions.
SM- Ah, Superintendent! I hope you are ready for a unforgettable luncheon!
SI- Uh-huh.
-door opening sounds
Oven: on fire😁
-gasp
SM- Oh, ye gods! My roast is ruined!
-looks out window
SM- But, what if-
SM- I were to buy fast food and disguise it as my own? Oh Ho Ho! Delightfully Devilish, Seymore!
-casually jumping out the window
-Superintendent walks in
Uh-
more intro music
🎵S-e-ymore with his crazy explanations, Superintendent's gonna need his medication, when he hears Skinners lame exaggeration s, there'll be trouble in town tonight!🎵

SEYMORE!!!!!

SM- Oh, Superintendent! I was just, Uh- stretching my calves on the windowsill, Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

SI- Why is there smoke coming from your oven Seymore?
SM- Oh, uh- that isn't smoke, that's steam! Steam from the steam clams we're having! Mmmm, steamed clams!😁
SI- 😑
door sounds
SM- sounds of relief
casually jumps out window and runs across the street
🎵🎵🎵
SM- Well, Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
SI- I thought we were having steamed clams?
SM- Oh ho ho no! I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers! Its a regional dialect.
SI- Uh-huh, what region?
SM- U-hhh Upstate New York.
SI- Well, I'm from Utica, and I never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
SM- Oh, not in Utica, its an Albany expression.
SI- Mmhm.
eating sounds
SI- You know, these burgers taste quite like the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
SM- Oh ho ho no! Patented Skinner Burgers™! Old family recipe!
SI- For steamed hams.
SM- Yes!
SI- Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
awkward silence
SM- Um-, uh-, one thing I should-
more awkward silence
SM- Excuse me for one second.
SI- Of course.
SM-🔥🚪🚶
SM- yawns Well that was delightful, good fun was had by all, I'm pooped!
SI- Yes I should probably be-
SI- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
SM- Aurora Borealis.
SI- Uh-
SI- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of of month, in this time of day, in this part of of the country, localized intirely within your kitchen!?
SM- Yes!
silence
SI- Can I see it?
SM- deep thinking
SM- No.
door noises
M- SEYMORE! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!🔥
SM- No mother, its just the northern lights.
SI- Well, Seymore, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
SI-🚶
M-HELP! HELP!
SM-turns
SM- 👍
SI- 🚶
🚒🚨

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