Not since the WW2 British killer joke has there been such a hilariously deadly implement of destruction. It has the radar signature of a flock of blue-footed boobies flying upside down and backwards. It gives air traffic controllers hysterical giggles. Confused enemy pilots can't tell which way it's turning untill it's too late. With this you have the ability to attack everyone with everything. It boasts freaking cruise missiles and twin EM rail guns! Combat ready, air to air, air to ground, anti radar, and yet still lemony fresh and eco friendly. Made out of 100% recycled material, except for the parts that aren't. On takeoff give it full thrust. Once you hit 100 mph put the VTOL slider all the way down then pull up gently. You'll have to ride the TRIM slider as the main engine spins up to full thrust (Halfway between the center and the top approximately.) Once you get the TRIM right, go forth and kill stuff. Heh, heh. Diabolical