Still life with cannon and wine
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The legend goes that Cleopatra once made a bet with Antony that she could host the most expensive dinner in history, and won by drinking the world's largest pearl dissolved in vinegar. Which seems silly, but here's a build to recreate the experience. Sort of.
Controls
- FireWeapons: activate pearl dispenser
- LandingGear: retract to activate lift engine
- Pitch: ascend/descend
- Roll: yaw
- Yaw: strafe
- Throttle: accelerate/move forward
- Brake: decelerate/move in reverse
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 105.0ft (32.0m)
- Length 55.8ft (17.0m)
- Height 112.0ft (34.1m)
- Empty Weight N/A
- Loaded Weight 1,000,000lbs (453,593kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 0.384
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 502393288
Parts
- Number of Parts 519
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 2,325
I just want to say you are a damn fine builder. This is both hilarious and awesome.
This is unique. No idea how I missed it originally.
@Treadmill103 Thanks : ) I thought of titling this one "Pearls Before Wine" but thought it might be misunderstood.
@FlowerDealer
What's actually egotistical is you pompously announcing your unsolicited opinion as if it's supposed to mean something to me. Also, me blocking you would do nothing to keep you from "being subject to these eyesores." Do try to think before you speak, mmmkay?
Also, I'm tempted to let your charade continue just for the sheer amusement of seeing what other simpleminded stratagems your tiny mind can come up with, but I'm going to be kind and let you know that I see right through your game. I know who you are, and that you're hijacking old, inactive accounts to post these messages. I wonder how Andrew would react if I brought this to his attention?
@SledDriver Okay got it. That's nice to know
@Belloaka It's not a mod... it's the next update to the game. As to when it will be released, only the developers can answer that.
@SledDriver Oh okay, when do you think this mod will be released?
@Belloaka It's built using the new Fuselage-Glass-1 part in the beta, if that's what you're asking?
Cool idea! Where did you get the glass for the bottle?
Thanks, @soundwave
With the new smoothener, your builds look even more mesmerising!
Oh ok, interesting.@SledDriver
@Hedero Apparently, some people have experimented and found that it's possible to dissolve a pearl in vinegar, a lot quicker if you pulverize the pearl and heat the vinegar.
From Wikipedia:
My guess, however, is that Cleopatra would've opted for the more dramatic and less time-consuming method of simply crushing the pearl, pouring the powder into wine (because who wants to drink vinegar?) and gulped it down.
Another likely possibility is that she replaced the pearl with something more soluble (and palatable), because that would be the smart thing to do.
I didn't think a pearl could be dissolved in vinegar. I would've imagined a pearl would also be designed to withstand salty waters for a long time.@SledDriver
@Developer That's a bug in the website. As is the wing loading. You know this, right?
Empty Weight -4,734,385lbs
Thats alot of dragpoints
Also
FIRST COMMENT XD