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My truck is bust, but my dog ain’t dead so ima keep trucking for the next bar

21.8k LM0418  4 months ago
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What’s a kilometer? Dunno. I ain’t got a clue about how my cattle will hold up to the braves game, I swear I’d there is a glam slam I will giddy up to the nearest bar and go to town. Then I’ll make death threats to those lemon licking good for nothin’ cattle herding swifties for being monsters then I will farm all the oil and make propagandas against the government. Anyway that’s my journal for today, and good night.
-John Walter Smith
I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more

I got the burgers in the back, trailer is attached
Didn't have enough space, so I compensated for that
Eaten all by force, on the seventh course
Soon I'm goin' to vomit, feel like I'm eating a horse
I'm startin' to be humungous, lookin' like Big Chungus
I'm startin' to be humungous, lookin' like Big Chungus
Ridin' on a scooter, rollin' outta H######
Swallowing all my food mess, no need for my chewers
My life is so laid back, eating nuggs' from a sack
For eatin' them nuggets, I just seem to have a knack
I'm startin' to b? humungous, lookin' like Big Chungus
I'm startin' to be humungous, lookin' like Big Chung- (y?ah)

I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more
Drink a Coke cup, all the diabetes
Spendin' a lot of time eatin' my excel Big Mac
This guy has a chicken, cook it up and make a sandwich
Maybe add some mayo so it's extra freakin rancid
Got no room in my stomach for that
I'm like a school bus cus' I'm fatter than fat
Wish I could roll on back to when I wasn't fat so I could, maybe eat some of that
I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more
I can't stop...

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor ‘Merica Challenge
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 251.1ft (76.6m)
  • Length 290.2ft (88.5m)
  • Height 344.1ft (104.9m)
  • Empty Weight N/A
  • Loaded Weight 3,051lbs (1,384kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 220.929
  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 690

Parts

  • Number of Parts 25
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 281
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    I don't really wanna go
    I don't really wanna stay
    But I really hope and pray
    Can we get it together?
    Get it together
    Mustard on the beat, ho

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    I'm in the drive thru of Burger King
    Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
    Make it a meal so I can get a drink
    No I'm not finished, that's not everythin'
    Can I please get a double Whopper with no cheese?
    Can I please get a number .2 with a large drink?
    I got money so I don't care how much is cost me
    So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty
    All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip
    I'm lactose intolerant. I don't sip milk
    If I see a sight of cheese, I'ma trip trip
    I'ma sit on ya' toilet seat and doodoo then dip
    So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
    And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
    What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
    Burger King, they know me now
    Cheese, I don't want that
    (Grrr) And I'm getting hungry now
    I know you heard that
    Waiting for my onion rings so I don't have to turn back
    Burger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash
    Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?
    Better stop playin' and just give me all of my food
    Either I pay you right now, or leave the drive-thru
    Gave me the bag, and then I took a bite of my food
    There's cheese in my mouth, I'm gonna doodoo
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    They put cheese on my Double Whopper with no cheese
    I'll be takin' a number two in the morning
    Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment?
    The cheese already in my body, booty fartin' (I farted)
    Wait, di- did you just fart in my drive-thru?
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    It's just cheese
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