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Jermes the Derp Engine

7,231 1997toyotasupra  8.1 years ago
Auto Credit Based on MeetThyDoom's Steam Locomotive

{{{{{NEWS ALERT: A new meme has been born}}}}}

Hear he is, with his famoose 'Derp Wit It' glasses. Jermes, bruthar of Thomas the T(D)ank Engine, haz been borne farm teh results of teh 2016 election. He is a nukaler powade expiremental trane.
Undare the coomand of our knew President, Jermes will gourd teh Giant Wall in teh hopes to "Make Merica Dank Again"

Jermes didn't chooz teh tank life, da tank life chose him.

He drives lik carp, handles lik boiled potatos, explodes often cuz he's derp, so u was warned

Cerdit tah @MeetThyDoom for teh oranginal trane, i jus maked it moore dank (and derp).

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General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Steam Locomotive
  • Created On Mac
  • Wingspan 13.1ft (4.0m)
  • Length 71.7ft (21.8m)
  • Height 17.9ft (5.5m)
  • Empty Weight 229,461lbs (104,082kg)
  • Loaded Weight 316,689lbs (143,648kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 24332

Parts

  • Number of Parts 646
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 2,338
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    Thug Life (the screen turns into black-and-white, and some music)

    +1 4.4 years ago
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    1,555 Philip1214

    THUG LIFE

    +1 4.6 years ago
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    Thomas has never seen such a creation before.

    4.6 years ago
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    You have good taste my friend @MeetThyDoom

    6.9 years ago
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    4,359 MeetThyDoom

    A year later, I can't get over how fantastic this is XD

    +1 6.9 years ago
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    580 ThePlot

    Better name Donled the dank train

    8.1 years ago
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    1,757 VanNate

    Teh neds moar stronk tonky

    8.1 years ago
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    330 aidan569

    Good job on the tags, bud ;)

    8.1 years ago
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    8,354 arcues

    i think we need a meme dump tag now

    8.1 years ago
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    jersmes the dank engine

    8.1 years ago
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    @JetstreamAeroEngineering Actually, @inspectregaben already made one about like 6 months ago lol, it was my divine inspiration :}

    8.1 years ago
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    now you need to make a Tomas the dank engine.

    8.1 years ago
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    2,689 Swiftsure

    JET FUEL CANT MELT DANK MEMES

    8.1 years ago
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    Smoke w33d evryday!

    8.1 years ago
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    4,188 zealt

    @1997toyotasupra that is the best pun ever..

    But it is true trump trumped all of us

    8.1 years ago
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    And @AndrewGarrison Thank you, it's an honor.

    8.1 years ago
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    @TheFlash54 @Alex23 JK...but it would be nice...

    8.1 years ago
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    @TheFlash54 @Alex23 U know upvotes don't cost anything...🌝🌚

    8.1 years ago
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    1,455 TheFlash54

    Such meme, much wow

    8.1 years ago
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    5,370 Bursucu

    It's not derp is MLG :))

    8.1 years ago
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    I agree @1997toyotasupra

    8.1 years ago
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    @SimpleThings The election is over, if you're upset or enraged about the results, please complain somewhere else and don't do it in my comments. No offense.

    8.1 years ago
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    @SimpleThings Yes he did. Trump trumped us all. Whether that's a good or bad thing only time can tell.

    8.1 years ago
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    1,598 SimpleThings

    @1997toyotasupra trump won the US election
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccc

    8.1 years ago
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    They see me rollin...

    8.1 years ago
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