Sausage Crust rose from the deep fryer, sizzling with love... or something like that idk I haven't read the bible and probably only would if I REALLY wanted to win an argument with a Christian. He flies now. Terrifying.
Our Lard and Savor.
He fried for our din-dins.
Specifications
Spotlights
- Skyler101 1.5 years ago
- Talon7192 1.6 years ago
- TheMouse 6 months ago
- Majakalona 6 months ago
- Monarchii 10 months ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Mac
- Wingspan 23.0ft (7.0m)
- Length 7.0ft (2.1m)
- Height 33.2ft (10.1m)
- Empty Weight 3,790lbs (1,719kg)
- Loaded Weight 15,624lbs (7,087kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 5.393
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 8688
Parts
- Number of Parts 30
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 95
This is the starting grounds of the Eel War.
Read the whole comment section to find where it all went wrong.
@theNoobCountry2 War already started.
You have no power here.
@theNoobCountry2 DO NOT EAT!
Blasphemy!
@Guywhobuildsstuff Hell, GuyWhoBuildsStuff.
Just checking in, review is still ongoing.
We of the Eel Protectorate feel that it is important to undergo a full review of all incidents of violent contact over the past five months, just to ensure that we are working with an equal understanding of the extent of hostilities.
We shall start:
Conflict began, as we understand it, on July 15th.
July 15: MWBS conduct illegal harvesting operation on Protectorate-Declared No-Access-Zone surrounding the Wright Isles 25km in each direction. MWBS vessel riven off by Eel protectorate forces in dingy after firing 300/280 rounds of ammunition respectively. No casualties or significant damage to either vessel. Escalation follows.
Shall we move to a more appropriate area?
I shall create a forum in which to conduct further negotiations.
@Guywhobuildsstuff fick
@Graingy jokes on you, I all of my couch cushions have been stolen…
@Randomplayer But the issue is, is the enemy off any better? They have missiles, but beyond that I'm not certain of their strength.
I personally am not aware of any in the MWBS beyond Guywhobuildsstuff themself. I fear we may be giving into a bluff. Perhaps greater intelligence is desirable?
Can you fit in small nooks and crannies? I need you to hide in the gap between their couch cushions, if you're up to it. I cannot, due to the dangers involved. I'm too likely to end up getting vacuumed up, unfortunately.
@Graingy yes I think we should go forth. We don’t have a great army, navy and military. Heck, we keep it in a warehouse. I say stopping our war machines and allying with the MWBS, will be our best bet..
@Randomplayer no you’re right
So, you think we should take the treaty?
I mean, the conditions aren’t great, and they do effectively leave the ocean in enemy hands, but maintaining this war is… challenging. Simply getting the Morrayge to sea is proving challenging, and it’s only one ship.
Granted, it’s our largest asset, but still. The Eel Protectorate doesn’t have the resources to keep this up.
But… does the enemy?
@Graingy that’s proves I’m bad at grammar. That’s was my spelling without auto correct :/
@Graingy trinagle
@Randomplayer just keep trying! We’ll sign this peace treaty eventually!
Now, which hole does the circle go in?
@Graingy aw
@Randomplayer Imma be real I don't think they tutel
A+ for effort tho
@Graingy (uuuuuuh ok)
@Guywhobuildsstuff no more fight :D (go to 2:30 for better results)
@Graingy mmm, ok
@Guywhobuildsstuff ah ah ah we have not yet signed an agreement.
Negotiations are ongoing. Please wait for us to get back to you.
(Psst c’mon @RandomPlayer I need you!)
@Graingy The Men Who Builds Stuff (MWBS) will happily accept this offer. Perhaps we could be business partners in the future… ya never know…
“ Pecunia et Potentia”
@Randomplayer it hath been removed.
Anyhow, we need to discuss the nature of the proposed treaty by * the Men who build stuff* [sic] for the cessation of hostilities between them and the Eel Protectorate (us).
Treaty is presented below in two parts, along with a pre-negotiation addition by myself.
@Graingy @scootwritable
@Randomplayer wait Wut bot?!??
@Graingy CRAP GRAINGY I CLICKED THE BOT ON ACCIDENT
@Graingy yes. No.
@Guywhobuildsstuff ahem
We of the Eel Protectorate will review your proposed treaty, and in the meantime are willing to negotiate a ceasefire.
A few points of immediate contention:
Firstly, the Eel Protectorate is not directly bound to the Graingy aircraft company. While Graingy is one of the primary supporters of the Eel Protectorate, it is still a separate body.
Secondly, I, Grain Guy, am not the acting CEO of Graingy. This position is currently served by Ultimus Geminus, who is in all frankness way out of both of our leagues. Is it mutually advisable to not purposefully involve the Soian military in any respect.
Thirdly, the Eel Protectorate does not claim absolute dominion over the oceans, instead it aims to prevent undue harm from coming to sea life via military action against those who target it in a harmful manner (fishing is excluded for reasons of necessity).
We respect your will to bring this conflict to an end, and hope to get back to you soon.
@RandomPlayer o shet you’re second in command right?
We gonna need to go over this
Have you ever ended a war?