Rick Astley Bossfight
NEVER GONNA
Give you up.
until you’re dead.
Let you down.
until you crash.
Run around.
I go straight for the kill.
And desert you.
I will never stop hunting you.
History:
From Wikipedia.
This is the final boss from the video game “SimplePlanes.” Known by its infamous boss music, It was created to be invincible and destroy anything the player could throw at it. It uses powerful missiles and lasers to destroy airplanes. It also can harness the power of lag to crash the player’s game and make it hard for them to fight it. Once beaten, SimplePlanes plays exactly the same as before. Players can also challenge the boss at any time. However, unknown to speedrunners, there is a secret way to beat the game without fighting the boss. Players can simply choose to not download Rick Astley and keep their device safe from this monstrosity.
Controls:
- Spawn on aggressive AI and provoke it.
- Die.
Credit:
Korzalerke for the beautiful image of Rick Astley.
Gallery:
Disclaimer:
I can run over 2000 parts on my device and this has crashed my game multiple times. Therefore, I have not been able to test it on AI. I am also not responsible for any damages this causes to your device.
DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Specifications
Spotlights
- ShirakamiShimada 2.7 years ago
- WHNineTripleOne 2.0 years ago
- Sergio666 2.7 years ago
- Calliope 3 months ago
General Characteristics
- Successors 3 airplane(s) +133 bonus
- Created On iOS
- Wingspan 24.3ft (7.4m)
- Length 22.2ft (6.8m)
- Height 11.5ft (3.5m)
- Empty Weight N/A
- Loaded Weight 4,459lbs (2,022kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 7.559
- Wing Loading 48.0lbs/ft2 (234.5kg/m2)
- Wing Area 92.8ft2 (8.6m2)
- Drag Points 864
Parts
- Number of Parts 40
- Control Surfaces 5
- Performance Cost 360
@Rjenteissussy actually, you just decrease the rounds per second from 1000000 to 100000 or 10000
I found a solution how to remove crashes in this buos
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Put only in XML gun damage into 9000. (yes it crashes to in PC but in Android, well gigachad phones even potatos)
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Yep thats what i found the solution
Comrad can u pin this, if is worth it
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Also i able to play this in 3 android exept my potato crap pc
烂活
russian rick astely
You must Tap This
You know the rules... and so does he
Let’s go for the world record attempt on most Rickroll links in the comments section of a SimplePlanes post .
I made it even better.
Give this man a platinum
@BeastHunter that browser extension works great everyone should try it.
@BeastHunter Wow! That works great! It was a little complicated to install, but none of the rickrolls got past its detection software. If the setup is confusing, here’s a tutorial.
@Mikos Don’t click links. If it gets bad enough, here is a browser extension that blocks rickrolls.
always gonna blow you up
always gonna shoot you up
always gonna fly around
and hurt you
you should say goodbye
for you are gonna die
and so here you’ll lie
and then desert you
@BeastHunter
How to destroy your Phone:
Step one: Download this
Step two: Wait for Rick Astley to barge in your house and pulls out the GUN
Step three: You Know The Rules And So Do I, SAY GOODBYE.
Happens every April 1st
My phone looks like PPT
@BeastHunter i know but when i launched the missle to USS tiny the freaking missle hit the plane and crashed my game
@Sense2 Read the top pinned comments.
the freaking game crashed on my iphone 14 pro after i launched a missle
@L3FTxR1GHT its still the same
@WolfHunter9111 No idea what that means.
Rick Nextbot
@Graingy Yes. I think. I haven’t tested that.
question: Is it in any way possible to destroy this thing?
你被骗了