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A Combustible Lemon That Burns Life's House Down

285 HGAWESOMENESS1  5.1 years ago

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 9.0ft (2.7m)
  • Length 9.4ft (2.9m)
  • Height 170.0ft (51.8m)
  • Empty Weight 2,648lbs (1,201kg)
  • Loaded Weight 2,648lbs (1,201kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 3194

Parts

  • Number of Parts 21
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 189
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    @FreeRangedLemon https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/K3537w/A-Combustable-Human-That-Burns-Lifes-House-Down

    4.8 years ago
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    669 Jerba

    You had me at combustible lemon

    +1 5.1 years ago
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    Cave Johnson approves

    +2 5.1 years ago
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    Btw you can make it more explosive by selecting the bomb, and mirroring it to the other side a bunch of times. There's currently 9 bombs, make as many as you want.

    5.1 years ago
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    @FreeRangedLemon not if turn YOU into a car :)

    +1 5.1 years ago
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    @FreeRangedLemon indeed.

    +1 5.1 years ago
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    @FreeRangedLemon

    +1 5.1 years ago