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The Missile™ (Knows Where It Is and Where It Isnt)

1,962 Kikikokikomarumaru15000  2 months ago

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a- you know what? you already know how the copypasta goes, so I'll explain what the missile actually does.

The Missile™ knows where it is and where it's pointing at, and it knows where you are and where you will be. The funky trees guidance system orients The Missile™ to point at the position where you will be, no matter what. The missile locking system is just simply there to alert you that The Missile™ is now arriving at a position where you will be, and there is not much you can do about it. The only way to deal with this ridiculous weapon is to use even more ridiculous countermeasures. Have fun!

AG-8 to disable Missile Autoaim.

Aircraft used for the thumbnail: https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/dim3H5/Ai-Enemy-Boss-Andrey-Cherlinski

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 20.9ft (6.4m)
  • Length 66.0ft (20.1m)
  • Height 20.9ft (6.4m)
  • Empty Weight 29,641lbs (13,445kg)
  • Loaded Weight 34,315lbs (15,565kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 3.34
  • Wing Loading 9.3lbs/ft2 (45.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 3,674.5ft2 (341.4m2)
  • Drag Points 1543

Parts

  • Number of Parts 69
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 384
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    Actually, disregard the second paragraph. the missile only knows where the enemy IS, but doesn't know where it WILL be

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    35.6k Graingy

    The

    15 days ago
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    Ridículamente grande 😅

    one month ago
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    270 daibanghe

    好东西

    2 months ago
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    @imprezamk It doesn't. but I created a variant of the missile so that the countermeasures work https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/oxp57I/The-Missile-Fox-Two

    2 months ago
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    The missile knows where it is at all times by knowing where it isn't

    2 months ago
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    873 imprezamk

    I hope the countermeasure flares work so that my plane won’t get shot down by this missile.

    2 months ago