Just a quick disclaimer: this isn't meant to be racist in any just a fun joke. As the title states this is SATIRE (so not to be taken seriously) it's all jokes. If you are Indonesian and offended I'm very sorry and do sincerely apologize and will remove this post. Now let's get to it
This is Indonesia (well the flag) a common misconception about Indonesia is that it's a real place. When no it's actually just a upside-down Poland desperately trying to get up.
I common thing to while in Indonesia is to look at all the famous land marks such as Jakarta. Now you may think that Jakarta is the Indonesian capital, when in reality no, infact Indonesia is just a worldwide cover up for complete and total world domination. Indonesia is actually the head of the world. Yes the Indonesian government owns your shoes, yes you wearing the Nike velcros. Yes Indonesias first step to world domination is shoes. That's right Indonesia owns every single shoe company in the world. Some may believe in the illuminati, but the real shadow government is the Indonesian shoe monopoly that's taking over the world. Infact if any Indonesian person says "acar itu enak" it means they are secretly a shoe in disguise and you should play the Indonesia Raya at max volume or you walk have your shoe privileges revoked and forced to eat spaghetti broke in half.
Well that's all
hope you enjoyed.
-bye!
Specifications
Spotlights
- YarisSedan 13 hours ago
- Zizwan 6 hours ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 10.7ft (3.3m)
- Length 4.9ft (1.5m)
- Height 9.8ft (3.0m)
- Empty Weight 817lbs (371kg)
- Loaded Weight 817lbs (371kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 7437
Parts
- Number of Parts 5
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 12
Indonesia = basically the poland flag becoming an aussie citizen 🙃
United Kingdom please (Union Jack)
@Rob119 vatican city
Malaysia next fr
What country shall I do next? Let me know
@Pnut "VOC Shenanigans" 💀
@ZeroWithSlashedO VOC shenanigans that lasts for 3 centuries and japanese for 50 years, and don't mention the communist party rebellions💀🙏
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Mie ceker ayam juga enak loh, minumnya es jeruk pas hari lagi panas-panas nya 😋
100% lovely country 🇮🇩
DNALOP 🇮🇩
@ZeroWithSlashedO tempe goreng pake sambal minumnya es teh 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@YarisSedan
apalagi nambah sambel ijo
beuh tidak diragukan lagi wuenak sangat
@YarisSedan enak nye
@ZeroWithSlashedO tempe mendoan favorit gw juga :D
@ZeroWithSlashedO yk that's my first time hearing about that. But I might give it a try
So... You have uncovered our true purpose.
Hahaha... Historians really thought we were just yet another former Dutch colony... No, we're much more than that!
Those 300 years... The tortures and hardships... They were all just a facade to make us seem weak, and exploitable. But once the first phase was deemed a success, we knew that what we had at hand, was a winner.
The world, will be ours.
btw, mendoan tempe boleh dicoba, pake sambel enak loh
@YarisSedan cool ima post it then
@Rob119 jk, i'm actually okay with this
@Rob119 hell no, i'm beyond offended
Also reason I did Indonesia is because of the joke about upside-down Poland. Idk I thought it was funny
@YarisSedan probably stupid to ask you. But idk maybe I said something horribly wrong idk
@YarisSedan is haven't posted this yet but I would like your approval that it's ok for me to do so