mic tapping Ladies and Gentleman, have you ever had an unwanted aircraft problem? Well, unlike any other air defense item, the new P-5X Super Stinger from IMUL will solve that problem so efficiently and so perfectly, other aircraft will never dare to tread into your territory again (hopefully)! Designed for military and civilian contractual work, one can get their hands on this aircraft for just shy of $3.5 million. A while ago, our engineers came across an old P-51 Mustang destined for the scrap heap and were determined to make it function better than ever. They sent it over to R&D for refurbishment and after a few weeks, most of the parts of the aircraft had been replaced with new ones. They provided a complete list, and I’ll go over that now.

1. The old Blade T-3000 engine was completely replaced with a brand new, super-low-drag alternative to push this aircraft to speeds completely unheard of by standard propeller-driven planes, rivaling even that of low-end jets! This ensures you can catch up to and even outrun any aircraft that would be considered a threat. Some notable speeds include:
   Takeoff: 125 MPH (201.17 KPH)
   Cruise: 645 MPH (1,038.03 KPH)
   Unrestricted Throttle: 688 MPH (1,107.23 KPH)
   Climb: UNKNOWN, estimated at 42,000 ft/min (700 ft/s | 213.4 m/s) at a 90° angle.
   Dive: 722 MPH (1,161.95 KPH)
   Extensive testing has proven these speeds to be accurate to within 0.7 MPH (1.13 KPH).

2. The old traditional wing guns were replaced with six brand new Generic Motors® Model 6 Pulse Lasers. These state-of-the-art guns built into the wings ensure that whatever you’re shooting at won’t get away after a few successful hits.

3. During wind tunnel testing, the rear landing gear was one of the main points of drag along with the old engine, so we just made it retractable.

4. What military aircraft is complete without a bomb? Exactly. Instead of a regular Boom 50, the boys over at R&D insisted on a mini-nuke so that’s what ended up getting installed. Because of this new addition, the cockpit was equipped with the new Booty Zoomer 3000™ bombsight.

Well, that’s about all I have for you tonight, thanks for listening in, and enjoy your new aircraft!