As opposed to Jetstream notifications, which are the virtual equivalent of attempting to eat air.

Im hungry for those notifications... Must hope its not about the sp dramas tho...

Mmmm dopamine

And commentium xd @Bo1233

so addictive, must upvote!

Doctor: Don't worry it's just a syringe


The syringe:

Me in 2017 totally can relate

So drug use messages is ok on SimplePlanes, endorsed I guess?

ah yes updootium

I haven’t checked notifications in a while and I currently have over 140 lmao, still no dopamine though. I broke it

@Kangy or a jundroo content feature, smh i already know im not on there i dont wanna see it

DOPAMINE KICKIN' IN BROTHER HELLLLLL YEAAAAAA

Upvote to drug CheeseTruffles

This has a different name too:
Copium

that red box is basically a drug

also istg half of notifications people get nowadays is just 'T' it's so bad comments are dry af

Oh a letter! I have friends!
Oh wait that's not a letter that's a threat!

relatable lol

I remember seeing this on Reddit, gave me a good chuckle

Is this essentially Lazy Purples 'Loose Canon' (from Behind the scenes of How It Feels To Play Demoman)?

"1 new" at the top corner of your screen is one of the most satisfying things.

@CheeseTruffles Okay. I’ll mix it myself.

Legally I must say no. I’m not sure I could get that past the FDA. @BeastHunter

Please I need a 100 new one.

Very nice