Warning this drink is not to under-18

Yum!

I also have the most accurate trumpet model on this website I think

Now I understand why I have so many upvotes

BO EL O-F WOT AH💀🇬🇧

@Glitchedplane Bottle of Radium

Bottle of 3.6 roentgen. Not great, Not terrible

For sure I do want some water, fresh from Chernobyl's contaminated groundwater!.

Eh this just Chernobyl tap water. Completely (irradiated burp) harmless...

Extreme geiger counter clicking
..Hmm.. I'll drink it.

+900 RADS

It's the extra special water that gives you a superpower if you drink it. Or cancer or a third eye or something, drink it at your own risk.

This will go good with my yellow CAKE Uranium!

Taste good...¿Right?

Chernobyl vending machine water bottle

I'm Glow In the Dark!

Dumb Freak Juice X

@Glitchedplane I have been in the same situation before, so you first want to جعهدجعجعبد and then you should לגמגמכלגחגצץזל and at that point you should be
一起为奥运喝彩加油助威啊小猫 安定 an then your problem is solved

Chernobyl rainwater

@Glitchedplane you're cooked.

@LowQualityRepublic I drank it and now I'm levitating and glowing green any advice?

our island just became one giant radioactive hazard