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11.9k X99STRIKER
3.0 years ago
The chat when oof… it’s also a bomb, press ag one to drop it
If you want to complain about modern cinema, mainly Disney, this is the place… for some reason…
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- BeastHunter 3.0 years ago
- Aviator01 3.0 years ago
- SPairforce 3.0 years ago
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- Created On iOS
- Wingspan 820.2ft (250.0m)
- Length 10.4ft (3.2m)
- Height 410.1ft (125.0m)
- Empty Weight 1,249lbs (566kg)
- Loaded Weight 1,249lbs (566kg)
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- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
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F for Ukraine and everyone affected.
@X99STRIKER Why wouldn’t they buy it? They love ruining franchises, and they came out with animated shows for all of them. I’m sure the “brilliant” minds there would make a show about bombs named ‘F’ if there was a profit.
Disclaimer don’t actually drop an F bomb I don’t want the mods mad at me for making this
@X99STRIKER It felt like Transformers, mixed with Star wars the force awakens, mixed with Jurassic World.
One makes the most of sense
@Aviator01 Or maybe he's Mat Damon only while he was there the aliens excepted him as their own and transferred his weak and dull human mind to a alien body like in Avatar
@Aviator01 Maybe he's Mat Damon and he decided that he liked mars and didn't try and get help he just figured out how to self sustain himself
F in chat boys AndrewGarrison (Aka my main account) got banned
@X99STRIKER First Jurassic World was the best. This was better than fallen kingdom. I wish it was more about dinosaurs and less about bugs and the world food supply, however.
@BeastHunter
I like the Jurassic movies, the two before this one weren’t great but I was able to enjoy them.
I didn’t expect much, I had heard it wasn’t great but… it was the complete opposite of TG maverick.
Which was a phenomenal movie.
Jeff Goldblum was great tho.
@X99STRIKER Interesting opinion.
Jurassic world dominion sucked.
@X99STRIKER Sorry if that was offensive in any way.
@X99STRIKER It all makes sense. Hitler didn’t really die, did he? He always loved Mickey Mouse, and that’s a fact.
@BeastHunter
You think Disney is run by humans?
Hahahhahahahahah
You naive fools,——, you-will bę de$trøye̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ d by ノɬサ∑
㎡◊ㄩㄅ∑
@X99STRIKER It’s not like they’ll control us. We know what inferior species we’re dealing with. Humans don’t even know the question to the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
@BeastHunter
Take it from people who live here, take the deal with Disney and you’ll regret it.
@BeastHunter Don’t do the Disney deal.
@Aviator01 Good question. We are debating what to do at this point. We are considering making this our new homeworld and erasing humankind. We are also considering your idea, just without humans. I can make you my pets if you want to be spared. However, Disney has reached out to us with a contract to make earth a mandalorian merch factory. We are considering their proposal.
@BeastHunter Please do this:
Step 1: Invade Earth. Blow up Disneyland and round up most of humankind.
Step 2: Relocate most of humankind to another planet, such as Venus where they have acid rain.
Step 3: Make Earth a playground for aircraft and combat machinery and give the entire planet to a small group of SimplePlanes users, such as the members of SPSCR.
Do not use Star Wars spaceships to invade, because it is annoying how they defy the laws of engine performance and fuel consumption.
@Aviator01 Yes, that is our plan.
@X99STRIKER Yes, that makes me a normal person.
@Aviator01
I’ve been telling em to hurry up, an alien invasion would be perfect.
@BeastHunter
I think anyone who’s spent some time here can identify at least a couple planes.
@BeastHunter You’re a person? I thought you lived on Mars. Can you blow up Disneyland when you invade?
@X99STRIKER I’m not a gun nerd, but I can identify many planes. (I’m not much of a plane nerd either.) I’m a normal person.