Happy Halloween

You know, I sometimes feel sorry for the unseen NPC farmers and townspeople of Krakabloa Island, with all of the crashes, bombs, explosions and whatnot.
Too much radiation and contamination has been known to mutate flora and fauna.
With that being said, What do you do if, as one of those unseen NPC farmers, you woke up one unseasonably warm October morning only to realize that your pumpkin patch has been overtaken by a monstrous 10,000 pound gourd?

Naturally, you would call your local Player and request an airlift to the Libby pumpkin pie filler factory. Make some Krakobucks!

OR

You can build a cart around the unholy gourd, slowly jack it up, add wheels, realize you don't have oxen or horses in this world to pull the darn cart?. Luckily, there IS lots of wreckage and parts littering your farm.?
Then, naturally, you REALLY jack it up.

Driving Instructions

Throttle up for Rear wheel drive.
Steer with roll.
Trim up for front wheel drive.
Brake and trim down for reverse.