1,301 parts, my highest part count yet!

Here at PyrhPan, we strive to be the best in every way. Our weapons are unfathomably strong, and our courage/dedication stronger. Allied to PyrhPan, you can be sure that you’ll never need to fear anyone, as long as we’re on your side. Our motto is to never be the first attacker, because we don’t do that. We give our enemies second chances to either surrender or ally with us, to assure that we have every right to attack, if need be. One thing’s for sure though, if you get on our bad side, and we have to use force, may you always remember the second chance you had, as you watch everything you’ve ever known be erased before your very eyes.

Anyway enough of that edgy introduction, that was kinda cringe ngl. But now we must get back to what’s important, and that would be the newest edition to PyrhPan’s ground forces! Well actually, it technically isn’t the newest edition, we’ve had her for a long time now, I just decided that it could be fun to recreate a replica of her in SimplePlanes, so that the common folk can experience her raw strength and power.

So without further ado, say hello to the Landkreuzer SHMT-1000 “Dominator”, or as someone with me in the cockpit of an XFWB had coined the phrase a while ago, “Adolph Hitler’s wet dream”. He told me not to quote him on that, so I won’t lmao. As you can very clearly tell, this design is partially based off of the concept of the Landkreuzer P.1000 “Ratte”, a proposed superheavy tank design that Hitler very quickly approved. Of course, if they had been able to create it, the war would’ve been over quickly.
Because Germany would’ve ran out of steel.

The concept, on paper, didn’t seem like a bad idea. It would’ve had a proposed top speed of 40kph on road, and 20-30kph on rough terrain. It’s turret was literally a Bismarck Class Battleship Turret, and it had twin 88mm Turrets at the rear. And to top it off with several Coelian AA Turrets, it could defend itself from most attacks. For instance, any tank of WWII would’ve never been able to penetrate this things armor, not even an artillery battery could destroy this thing. The track links alone could probably hold up to an IS-4’s gun, maybe even an ISU-152’s gun. It would’ve been completely impenetrable.

Air attacks from dive-bombers on the other hand, were a different story. The top armor of the P.1000 was significantly weaker, and could easily be blown through by a high caliber bomb. I can only imagine how much fun bomber pilots would have, being able to unleash their entire ordinance on ONE TARGET. And the explosion! The explosion of this thing being destroyed would be tremendous, with all the naval rounds exploding in the ammo rack at once, it would’ve been a sight to see for the crew in an Avro Lancaster, B-17, B-29, or some other bomber. To prevent that from happening, or atleast make it a lot more difficult for bombers, the Landkreuzer P.1000 had Coelian Turrets to defend itself from dive bombers, and conventional bombers. These would’ve easily torn any small aircraft to shreds, and they could certainly do a number on a large bomber.

Now of course, this monstrosity of a tank design was never created, as insufficient resources, and lack of construction time never would’ve allowed this thing to be made. Maybe if the Germans had like, 10X the amount of resources, and they weren’t already losing the war, they might’ve been able to create the chassis and hull alone, which probably could still do a lot of damage on it’s own, considering it could probably just run over a tank to destroy it.

Now, oftentimes at PyrhPan, our designs are seen as absolutely ludicrous, completely insane, and totally overkill. Not only this, but we strive to make our designs as visibly intimidating as possible as well, to make it known to the enemy that maybe they shouldn’t try to attack us. Of course, that doesn’t mean we’re more bark than bite, oh no not at all. We’re more bite than bark, we just choose to bark first. You know, like firing a warning shot. Except the warning shot is the psychological impact of seeing a massive 1,000 ton tank with RailCannons, RailGuns, Phalanx CIWS AA Guns, and a whole lot of other stuff, along with KV-2 tanks fitted with 152mm. Gatling Guns driving alongside it, with a massive flying aircraft carrier in the background, being escorted by slightly smaller 1,200ft wingspan flying wing bombers that can hold over 80 M.O.A.B.’s, along with hundreds of 12th Gen. Fighter aircraft that have a top speed of 4,000+mph at sea level, infinite AIM-54 Phoenix Missiles via MMT Technology, and hypermaneuverabilty systems that can allow it to perform any trick it wants to in the air.

Yeah, I think it’s safe to say that’s a pretty loud bark.

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for:
[CONTROLS:]

Normal ground vehicle controls, Pitch and Roll to drive, and Yaw to turn the Turret. VTOL turns the Widowmaker on top of the main turret, and it also traverses the SPG at the front of the hull, along with the CMG’s at the back. TRIM to elevate and delevate all high caliber weapons. Pitch and Roll also controls the Phalanx CIWS Guns, as I thought it would be more fun to control them yourself instead of having them auto-aim. This craft is extremely heavy, so you can probably just run over any small vehicle that refuses to get out of the way, much like a small arrogant boat in the water being pummeled by the tidal wave created by a XFWAC landing in the water. This vehicle is a lot faster than it looks, trust me. I’ve also given it realistic suspension and shock absorption, so it can handle rough terrain. It treats Proving Grounds at Skypark like it’s not even there. As for weapons, brace yourself for a whole lotta fun:

[WEAPONS AND ORDINANCE]
Before I say anything, this craft would have infinite rounds in every single gun, and infinite missiles as well, via MMT Technology. (I’ll explain MMT to anyone who requests for me to do so) But we can’t do all of that in SimplePlanes, so you’ll have to live with it for now.

• Main Armaments:
- Dual 650mm. RailCannons
- 1X “Widowmaker” RailGun Turret
- 2X Heavy Cannon Minigun Turrets at the rear
- 1X Heavy Anti-Tank Fixed SPG at the front
• Secondary Armaments:
- AGM-114 Hellfire Missiles
- ASM-46 Hellbender Missiles
- S.A.M. AA Missiles (surface-to-air)
• Tertiary Armaments:
- Autoloading Heavy Anti-Tank MG
- GAU-8 “Avenger” 30mm. Gatling Gun
- Phalanx CIWS AA/AW Turrets
• Quaternary Armaments:
- Countermeasures
- Literally just drive over the enemy lol you weigh over 200,000lbs you can squash them like a grape

This tank, no, no...
This Dreadnought On Tank Tracks will strike fear into the hearts of anything that sees it who isn’t allied with PyrhPan, even if we aren’t actually attacking them. Hell, sometimes we scare our own allies, whether it be unintentional, or intentionally done for the banter of it. I still remember when one of our tank pilots fired a perfect circle around one of our KV-2’s with the GAU-8, simply because they could and there wouldn’t’ve been any bad consequences. (our troops actively use immortality to make it impossible to be hurt or feel pain, so getting hit by a GAU-8 would be more fun than anything else) It does and can indeed startle you though with the Brrrt and hum of the Gatling gun though, but we’re all friends here, so we don’t take our little jokes and banter seriously, like a Karen being shown a meme about 2020, and immediately making remarks about something nobody cares about because they want attention and they’re entitled. Do I sound like zefrank1? Maybe I’ve been watching too much True Facts videos.

Anyway, this is one of my longest descriptions to date, so if you’ve read the entire thing down to here, give yourself a pat on the back, you’ve earned it! Earned what, you ask? Absolutely nothing, other than my gratitude towards you.

That is all.

Now for an image gallery! I usually put these in the middle of the description, but hey why not spice things up a bit this time eh? Lots of other big users seem to do this, so I thought I might as well give it a try.

Have Fun!