Greetings, comrades.
Finally ran out of ideas and got bored enough to make this...
I could make it fly but for the sake of everyone's sanity I won't lol
Alright enough jokes
So what actually happened? I felt like making this 'cuz I thought it'd be fun. It was. Took me pretty much the latter half of a day to make her, but I'm very pleased with the result.
As for the design, she's the humanized T-34 character made by Daebom.
I intended to replicate her design perfectly, I nearly succeeded; the sole issue is I forgot the mug. Oops... well, that won't come back to haunt me later :D
No seriously I made her armed variant as well. This model may be completely harmless, but T-34 is known to have several weapons:
-57mm gun (main weapon)
-At least one machine gun (supposedly)
-Pistol (probably the equivalent of the 57mm gun since the T-34 was humanized but I'm going to pretend they're different and give her both)
-Chainsaw (only Daebom character to canonically possess a melee weapon??)
-Mug (The most devastating weapon known to man)
You can now use said armed model here.
In terms of the features you get on this one... nothing really. She just stands there with that brazenly confident smile. Her shoulder light turns on if AG8 is active. That's pretty much it. I might do more in the future but who knows...?
Anyways you can do whatever ya want with her. Look at her, put her on a plane, put her on a boat, turn her into a plane or boat, put her in the rain, use her as a testing target, put her in Squid Game, start the next Combined SimpleVerse war, sabotage the Skeld, just stand there and be "freakin' invincible," make her meet Takusha, hide in a tunnel, destroy a Skibidi, steal a bomber plane, wipe out 50% of the known universe, play War Thunder, you get the idea. Just don't do anything downright nefarious like make Mesmerizer in SimplePlanes or somethin.
And one more detail:
HER EYES GLOW IN THE DARKKKKK
Random Fun Fact:
An anime girl is literally more aerodynamic than the legendary A-40D Havoc II naww man what the hail 😭😭😭
A-40D Drag Points: 3793
T-34-57 Drag Points: 1191
Furthermore, the A-40D is the lowest-drag production version of the A-40-series, being that the A-40A with SLIGHTLY less drag was only a single prototype, nawwww mannnnn 😭
Welp
Enjoy your T-34-57!
Specifications
Spotlights
- LunarEclipseSP 10 days ago
- Monarchii 9 days ago
General Characteristics
- Predecessor T-34-57
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 2.7ft (0.8m)
- Length 1.6ft (0.5m)
- Height 5.9ft (1.8m)
- Empty Weight 1,787lbs (810kg)
- Loaded Weight 1,787lbs (810kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 1191
Parts
- Number of Parts 165
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 396
@TheUltimatePlaneLover well, ill try soon enough lmao
@localf15enjoyer
Choosing one is too meta, I can be both 😎
Never let society choose who you are, kids
bro became one of them
We lost another one 🙏😔
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 @localf15enjoyer
I'm intrigued to say the least XD
On the other hand I feel like my Sabre is watching me...
...Judging me...
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 dang that’s true lmao
@TheUltimatePlaneLover how does it make you feel that this is your most upvoted post
@Monarchii Handgun, the most powerful weapon
Y'know, there's this game I play where there's a tank that can pretty much one shot anything, it upgrades from Railgun and is called "Finger"
Didn't understand why until I realized: Finger Gun
@TheUltimatePlaneLover honestly, ive made one and.. yeah no, it's confusing, staring at your hand for half a hour doesnt really give an answer either besides "triangles" and see how you grip things, then there's the handgun.
@Monarchii Honestly fair, hands are hard to make
I would rather 3v1 Fw-190s in War Thunder in my barely upgraded Ki-61 than have to make hands in SP
also, hands, like i get it its like "see how youe hands work" and "do not rely on the symbolism of hand as you know it" but damn idk how to make one kek, i always left it as like, just fuselage cones lmfao
@TheUltimatePlaneLover i do hair dubiously lmfao, spheres and all, and some tendrils... actually gimme a minute, i'll try to find Linwei, ill tag ya if i found her
@Monarchii Ehh I dunno, pretty much just the "realism bad, looks about right good" thing, but the eyes are pretty simple
Using the Manual edges you can shape them the way you like and that should work
And then the smile, that was the single easiest part, just make a hollow fuselage, trim it a bit, make sure it's the right size, and position it on.
And the hair...
Yeah I don't understand hair either tbh, considered doing A6M2 but I was afraid of how to make hair lol
If you want you can try to make a hooman and I can directly assist (via unlisted posts)
HOW DO I MAKE THE CUTE
@TheUltimatePlaneLover BUT MY SENSE OF RIGHT IS ALWAYS LEFT
@Monarchii My tactic:
Screw realism, do whatever looks right lol
@TheUltimatePlaneLover but how wide shpulder, how wide waist, how tall head, HOW TO THE SCALE OF CENTMETRS
@Monarchii Aight well I can give a few tips:
-Use a fuselage piece or so beforehand to layout the height and figure (shape)
-Do not fear decimals, you will need them (a lot)
-Have references on hand at all times
-Use your imagination!! (references can’t fill in all the gaps, e.g. in her armed form I had to figure out where to put the chainsaw and gun)
@TheUltimatePlaneLover if only i can make humans, damnit i wanna make a shipgirl, TEACH MEEEE
@Monarchii lol poor T-34
She might be canon in Combined SimpleVerse (because why not XD), T-34 vs A-40 lowkey rivalry confirmed?
@TheUltimatePlaneLover y e e e e
@Yourlocalhuman DAMN MAN- PFFT-
Okay I will use that thingy and modify it into a pillow then I place it to one of my undone project next.
@blt 😔
@localf15enjoyer
after reading.
nevermind
@localf15enjoyer
who’s daebom