Greetings, comrades.
Finally ran out of ideas and got bored enough to make this...
I could make it fly but for the sake of everyone's sanity I won't lol
Alright enough jokes
So what actually happened? I felt like making this 'cuz I thought it'd be fun. It was. Took me pretty much the latter half of a day to make her, but I'm very pleased with the result.
As for the design, she's the humanized T-34 character made by Daebom.
I intended to replicate her design perfectly, I nearly succeeded; the sole issue is I forgot the mug. Oops... well, that won't come back to haunt me later :D
No seriously I made her armed variant as well. This model may be completely harmless, but T-34 is known to have several weapons:
-57mm gun (main weapon)
-At least one machine gun (supposedly)
-Pistol (probably the equivalent of the 57mm gun since the T-34 was humanized but I'm going to pretend they're different and give her both)
-Chainsaw (only Daebom character to canonically possess a melee weapon??)
-Mug (The most devastating weapon known to man)
You can now use said armed model here.
In terms of the features you get on this one... nothing really. She just stands there with that brazenly confident smile. Her shoulder light turns on if AG8 is active. That's pretty much it. I might do more in the future but who knows...?
Anyways you can do whatever ya want with her. Look at her, put her on a plane, put her on a boat, turn her into a plane or boat, put her in the rain, use her as a testing target, put her in Squid Game, start the next Combined SimpleVerse war, sabotage the Skeld, just stand there and be "freakin' invincible," make her meet Takusha, hide in a tunnel, destroy a Skibidi, steal a bomber plane, wipe out 50% of the known universe, play War Thunder, you get the idea. Just don't do anything downright nefarious like make Mesmerizer in SimplePlanes or somethin.
And one more detail:
HER EYES GLOW IN THE DARKKKKK
Random Fun Fact:
An anime girl is literally more aerodynamic than the legendary A-40D Havoc II naww man what the hail 😭😭😭
A-40D Drag Points: 3793
T-34-57 Drag Points: 1191
Furthermore, the A-40D is the lowest-drag production version of the A-40-series, being that the A-40A with SLIGHTLY less drag was only a single prototype, nawwww mannnnn 😭
Welp
Enjoy your T-34-57!
Specifications
Spotlights
- LunarEclipseSP one month ago
- Monarchii one month ago
General Characteristics
- Predecessor T-34-57
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 2.7ft (0.8m)
- Length 1.6ft (0.5m)
- Height 5.9ft (1.8m)
- Empty Weight 1,787lbs (810kg)
- Loaded Weight 1,787lbs (810kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 1191
Parts
- Number of Parts 165
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 396
@YarisHatchback Humanity Fuck Yeah.
It can be extremely repetitive. Reddit, so you can't see it, but you wouldn't be missing much.
The similar HumansAreSpaceOrcs is pretty much the same idea but with shitty memes instead of literature. NoP was a rare case of actually half decent HFY, perhaps in part because, spoiler, humans aren't really that special. It's more that they have an ounce of sanity and reason at the story's beginning, which is far more interesting than "Human da bes, dey win, de end". Exaggerating somewhat, but you get the picture.
NoP's author's current work, last I checked it, appeared to be going that route, unfortunately.
@Graingy tf does HFY stand for???
@TheUltimatePlaneLover I had literally forgotten to keep up with the author’s current story for weeks.
It is… not very good. Not what I’ve seen, anyhow. Forgettable HFY slop. They peaked with the earlier chapters of NoP1/2.
@Graingy Fair enough
It's aite to like something but not the community lol
Sounds unwise. I’ll leave you too if.
But while the disclaimer was nuked with the rest of the Venlil’s comment section, mind that the big reason I left the NOP community was that it was full of degenerates I couldn’t stand.
@Graingy Noooo D:
Oh incendiary bomb
Napalm doesn't exist in SP and nobody wanted to use flamethrowers (except T-34 but I barely trust her with a chainsaw) so I got creative
Not smart in the slightest.
Ince- what?
@Graingy Precisely :D Smart, aint'it?
And to be fair I bought it so that I could turn it into an ince- innocent creature
Also, that ain't a furry, that's a lazily designed alien. And it didn't spawn, it was a statue that you bought.
@TheUltimatePlaneLover You didn't do the safe anime, you did the """""safe""""" work of a degenerate.
@Graingy Well...
Sometimes when you gotta do the anime, you gotta do the anime, and when you wanna do the safe anime, you do the safe anime
Besides furries kept spawning into my world and my vehicles couldn't hit such small targets, I had to get SOMEONE to get rid of them! So I hired her and she did very well!
@TheUltimatePlaneLover the fact that you had to make a decision like that precisely proves my point.
@Graingy Ironically I chose one of the safer designs lol
This is degenerate.
Now make daeboom maus:)))))))
57 upvotes aswell lol
@TheUltimatePlaneLover well, ill try soon enough lmao
@localf15enjoyer
Choosing one is too meta, I can be both 😎
Never let society choose who you are, kids
bro became one of them
We lost another one 🙏😔
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 @localf15enjoyer
I'm intrigued to say the least XD
On the other hand I feel like my Sabre is watching me...
...Judging me...
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 dang that’s true lmao
@TheUltimatePlaneLover how does it make you feel that this is your most upvoted post
@Monarchii Handgun, the most powerful weapon
Y'know, there's this game I play where there's a tank that can pretty much one shot anything, it upgrades from Railgun and is called "Finger"
Didn't understand why until I realized: Finger Gun
@TheUltimatePlaneLover honestly, ive made one and.. yeah no, it's confusing, staring at your hand for half a hour doesnt really give an answer either besides "triangles" and see how you grip things, then there's the handgun.
@Monarchii Honestly fair, hands are hard to make
I would rather 3v1 Fw-190s in War Thunder in my barely upgraded Ki-61 than have to make hands in SP