I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! @RailfanEthan read it carefully, I changed it

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On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me
A cartidge in a Pine Tree