THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR GENERAL NOTICE In order to prevent knowledge of the following aircraft from being leaked, several/no false descriptions have been created alongside the true descriptions. All files concerning the ability of the aircraft, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true abilities of the aircraft to the general public is cause for execution, except as required under ¦¦¦¦-¦¦¦-¦¦¦¦¦¦. WARNING:ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS Welcome, authorized personnel. Description: This aircraft, or The Turbine, is a government funded top secret project. (Like the U.F.O.) It is painted with Anti-radar paint. Abilities: Although the performance is poor upon takeoff, it is able to spin very fast. Therefore it is called The Turbine. Because this aircraft is only for scouting, it is remote controlled and has no weapons. The ability to spin is so it is easier to dodge any missiles. This aircraft is also equipped with countermeasure dispensers.