"Giovanni, load the pepperonis on the plane!" "Why?" "Ooh, don't forget the breadsticks!" "What is wrong with you, Fedrico? You're wasting all this perfectly good food!" "Just do it! We will destroy those hamburger eating, fat, Westerners with our thermonuclear breadsticks and explosive pepperonis!"
The Italian LB-63 comes loaded with one 1000 pound thermonuclear Breadstick Bomb, equivalent to 7 tons of TNT, and four 500 pound explosive pepperoni sticks, each equivalent to 3.5 tons of TNT.
Now go show those fat Americans who's boss!
Specifications
General Characteristics
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- Wingspan 34.2ft (10.4m)
- Length 25.4ft (7.8m)
- Height 12.8ft (3.9m)
- Empty Weight 6,763lbs (3,067kg)
- Loaded Weight 10,552lbs (4,786kg)
Performance
- Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.146
- Wing Loading 47.9lbs/ft2 (233.8kg/m2)
- Wing Area 220.3ft2 (20.5m2)
- Drag Points 3137
Parts
- Number of Parts 55
- Control Surfaces 7
- Performance Cost 414
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@ILikeToMakeStuff I love the description it is funny