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Working guillotine

64.2k TheMouse  1.1 years ago
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Now introducing the Guillotine-chopper™! (New for 2024)

A guillotine is “a machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people.” According to Oxford Languages. Now, this is not just your normal guillotine you would just find on the side of the road. This is fhe New and improved Guillotine! It comes with am auto-sharpening-headchopper™ (replacement blades can be found on amazon for 1837283.99 dollars), and a guaranteed (actual percentage, see comments) head catching basket. It is time to return to the glorious time of the french revolution! Guillotine-chopper™ is not recomended for thoes under 10 years old. If you have had prior problems with blood loss, do not use Guillotine-chopper™.

Viva la revolución!!!

Activate one for the blade. Have fun, but not too much.

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +70 bonus
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 9.8ft (3.0m)
  • Length 15.1ft (4.6m)
  • Height 22.6ft (6.9m)
  • Empty Weight 3,347lbs (1,518kg)
  • Loaded Weight 4,268lbs (1,936kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 453.2lbs/ft2 (2,212.8kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 9.4ft2 (0.9m2)
  • Drag Points 8951

Parts

  • Number of Parts 79
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 421
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    64.2k TheMouse

    Oh, and I almost forgot. Thanks to @Blockman06 for th rag doll, in his post here

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    64.2k TheMouse

    *A statistical chance of 0.00000000000000000001532%

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    oooooooooooooof

    one year ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun122 mk

    one year ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @Majakalona
    Hey, I gtg. Don’t start drama while I am gone pls. But remember to report if that guy posts any more.

    +1 one year ago
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    @ZGNFHK359
    For making 8 wenuses you shall have to step in to be publicly executed for your crimes

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    64.2k TheMouse

    @BlackBird7
    Ohhh yes

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    3,991 BlackBird7

    Ohhh noooo

    +1 one year ago
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    90.8k Monarchii

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 HON HON HON OUI OUI

    +1 one year ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @LoneSpaceGaming

    DONT WORRY! IT IS A VERY QUICK DEATH COMPARED TO SOME.

    chuckles while sharpening the blade

    +1 one year ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    I RATHER NOT DIE YET!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND YET!!! WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHYYY?!?!?!

    +2 one year ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @LoneSpaceGaming

    YES!

    @monarchiiwithastolenmg
    They walked right into the trap!

    one year ago
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    PLEASE NO!!!

    +2 one year ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @BlackBird7
    Very ouch!

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    3,991 BlackBird7

    Ouch!!!!

    +1 one year ago
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    1,225 imprezamk

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 alright.

    +1 1.1 years ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @imprezamk
    Well, idk. I have seen a lot of other guillotines that were not taken down, so I am not sure. I hope not.

    1.1 years ago
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    1,225 imprezamk

    this is probably gonna get taken down anyways

    +1 1.1 years ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @Kerbango
    The mods have removed a bunch of other guillotines, and I am surprised that this is still up. I have seen leg breakers removed, and a bunch of other stuff.

    1.1 years ago
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    108k Kerbango

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 OK...................(ominous, huh?).........

    1.1 years ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @Kerbango
    Good idea. I would build one, but I think the mods would remove it.

    1.1 years ago
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    108k Kerbango

    add a body with the head attached to a delayed detacher, head falls in basket, releasing a lever that activates the catapult, camera on head, (heck, add a basketball hoop for the head to land in.)
    like a rube goldberg-ish machine.

    +1 1.1 years ago
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    108k Kerbango

    Honestly, I am surprised I have never heard of a guillotine catapult combo shooting off the severed heads.
    "Quick, come here! We are running out of ammo!"

    +1 1.1 years ago
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    64.2k TheMouse

    @Kerbango
    Yes, this post has a lot of jokes in it.

    1.1 years ago
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    108k Kerbango

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 10% off. HA! I see what you did there.

    +1 1.1 years ago
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