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Working guillotine

59.8k TheMouse  9 months ago
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Now introducing the Guillotine-chopper™! (New for 2024)

A guillotine is “a machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people.” According to Oxford Languages. Now, this is not just your normal guillotine you would just find on the side of the road. This is fhe New and improved Guillotine! It comes with am auto-sharpening-headchopper™ (replacement blades can be found on amazon for 1837283.99 dollars), and a guaranteed (actual percentage, see comments) head catching basket. It is time to return to the glorious time of the french revolution! Guillotine-chopper™ is not recomended for thoes under 10 years old. If you have had prior problems with blood loss, do not use Guillotine-chopper™.

Viva la revolución!!!

Activate one for the blade. Have fun, but not too much.

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +70 bonus
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 9.8ft (3.0m)
  • Length 15.1ft (4.6m)
  • Height 22.6ft (6.9m)
  • Empty Weight 3,347lbs (1,518kg)
  • Loaded Weight 4,268lbs (1,936kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 453.2lbs/ft2 (2,212.8kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 9.4ft2 (0.9m2)
  • Drag Points 8951

Parts

  • Number of Parts 79
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 421
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    59.8k TheMouse

    Oh, and I almost forgot. Thanks to @Blockman06 for th rag doll, in his post here

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    59.8k TheMouse

    *A statistical chance of 0.00000000000000000001532%

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    oooooooooooooof

    8 months ago
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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 mk

    8 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @Majakalona
    Hey, I gtg. Don’t start drama while I am gone pls. But remember to report if that guy posts any more.

    +1 8 months ago
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    52.3k Majakalona

    @ZGNFHK359
    For making 8 wenuses you shall have to step in to be publicly executed for your crimes

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    @BlackBird7
    Ohhh yes

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    3,736 BlackBird7

    Ohhh noooo

    +1 8 months ago
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    73.9k Monarchii

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 HON HON HON OUI OUI

    +1 9 months ago
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    @LoneSpaceGaming

    DONT WORRY! IT IS A VERY QUICK DEATH COMPARED TO SOME.

    chuckles while sharpening the blade

    +1 9 months ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    I RATHER NOT DIE YET!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND YET!!! WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHYYY?!?!?!

    +2 9 months ago
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    @LoneSpaceGaming

    YES!

    @monarchiiwithastolenmg
    They walked right into the trap!

    9 months ago
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    PLEASE NO!!!

    +2 9 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @BlackBird7
    Very ouch!

    +1 9 months ago
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    3,736 BlackBird7

    Ouch!!!!

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    1,195 imprezamk

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 alright.

    +1 9 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @imprezamk
    Well, idk. I have seen a lot of other guillotines that were not taken down, so I am not sure. I hope not.

    9 months ago
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    1,195 imprezamk

    this is probably gonna get taken down anyways

    +1 9 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @Kerbango
    The mods have removed a bunch of other guillotines, and I am surprised that this is still up. I have seen leg breakers removed, and a bunch of other stuff.

    9 months ago
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    102k Kerbango

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 OK...................(ominous, huh?).........

    9 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @Kerbango
    Good idea. I would build one, but I think the mods would remove it.

    9 months ago
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    102k Kerbango

    add a body with the head attached to a delayed detacher, head falls in basket, releasing a lever that activates the catapult, camera on head, (heck, add a basketball hoop for the head to land in.)
    like a rube goldberg-ish machine.

    +1 9 months ago
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    102k Kerbango

    Honestly, I am surprised I have never heard of a guillotine catapult combo shooting off the severed heads.
    "Quick, come here! We are running out of ammo!"

    +1 9 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @Kerbango
    Yes, this post has a lot of jokes in it.

    9 months ago
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    102k Kerbango

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 10% off. HA! I see what you did there.

    +1 9 months ago
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