Edible cylinder meat stand
18.2k ColonelCanada
2.6 years ago
Edible cylinder meat stand, or "hotdogs".
This is to go with your orange drink.
So now you can have cylinder meat and orange drink.
Controls:
Pitch and roll to go forwards and backwards or turn
Specifications
Spotlights
- JesusChrist 2.6 years ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 5.2ft (1.6m)
- Length 8.3ft (2.5m)
- Height 9.3ft (2.8m)
- Empty Weight 2,098lbs (951kg)
- Loaded Weight 3,144lbs (1,426kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 2427
Parts
- Number of Parts 16
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 115
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@ColonelCanada
Very good service!
Almost as good as our own!
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@DeveloperKorzalerke XDD
@jamesPLANESii Here's the composition:
30% Grade V Dog Meat
15% Vitamin B
45% Dirt
10% Nuclear waste
@jamesPLANESii wait WHO TOLD YOU- i mean yah haha lol
Hot dogs! Warm body temperature! Nice and fresh! Developed by inside of dog!
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