So, a WW2 delta wing fighter with vertical oriented twin jet propulsion, propeller as well. Could future designs be even more ridiculous? Maybe, but for now have this. I could literally smell out all the pixels on the thumbnail but eh. Anyways, enjoy or.....
I will condemn you to burning scallops in front of Gordon Ramsay

Electric Dorito

The Supermarine Delta is a medium range fighter escort primarily used by Britain during WW2. Developed initially as a short range interceptor, it eventually blossomed into the role that it's known for today. Due to the delta wing, it has a slight advantage in dogfights because of its maneuverability. Compressor stalls were common during the earlier models, which would be later be fixed by the Mark IV.
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Instructions:

Normal flight controls
Toggle 3 switches labeled engines 1-3 to activate engines
AG 1 or AB switch activates afterburner
AG 2 or Middle dashboard switch to open canopy
AG 3 or left dashboard switch activates gyro to make refueling easier
AG 8 or right dashboard switch toggles lights
Rest should be self explanatory

Stats:

• producer: Supermarine
• max speed: Around 535mph no AB, 750mph with AB, both at 2000ft TAS
• armament: [included] 2 hispano mk V cannons, 2 50 cal machine guns and 2 active radar guidance missiles
• payload: 2500lbs
• crew: 1 person
• status: retired
• number produced: 6914 onwards[including other variants]

Notes:

Swerves to the right during takeoff, easy to compensate for
Most gauges are for decoration
Suspension will get stiffer at higher physics because yes.

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