The year is 2093. Thousands of aircraft designers have comitted suicide since the international bullet trains invention in 2074. However in 2092, it was revealed that the bullet train was powered by orphan baby giraffes, all of which were strangely named after the first cyborg black female transgendered president of the United States: Joe. the out rage was so harsh, millions of baby orphan giraffes killed to power the train. Where did their bodies go? Engineering now being a thing of the distant future, 43 million college graduates, all posessing liberal arts degrees, finally had a purpose. To recreate the AeroPlane. This is the story of the first plane produced by the useless. I present to you: ART SCHOOL!