This bad boy will scrub your countertop from commies cleaner than my criminal history while simultaneously making your bed, which's sheets will be more flat than the twin towers. It cooks great and looks even better. It puts the f in fun and fear into your dying enemies eyes. It will have your back no matter what. It will finally impress that girl Stacey you've been trying to do since grade 2. It's hella radical and manical. It has a built in anti hearing system of 11k pounds of pure lifting force which will make sure to fade out the noise of your wife after she found out you've been out drinking with friends. And most importantly this doesn't have IAP. nothing on the market quite like this, so make sure you get one of these non limited edition pure destruction machines. (AG1 to eject the cockpit and AG2 for the parachute. And that's all. Have fun.)