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The Dev Chair

12.6k Flippos  7.8 years ago

Developers, those frighty beings, have plenty of work to do ranging from the simplest housework to hours upon hours of difficult coding and coffee drinking.
But sometimes...coffee won't cut it. Sometimes, as a developer, you need a quick way of getting around town without abandoning your critical coding work. Introducing...The DEV CHAIR! The dev chair allows you to simultaneously code and get around! With this turbocharged V8 motor (that won't get you past 60...I mean seriously why w would you want to go faster in this kamakaz...I mean totally safe vehicle?) you can get anywhere, at any time without having to worry about deserting your precious programming drafts. The chair is hooked up to a desk so you can even bring a desktop with you!!!!! How cool is that???? Greek Motors Inc. is not responsible for any damages to your body, other bodies, property damage and such.



P.S. I'm sorry Andrew, I tried my hardest to make you look like IRL. As you can see I failed terribly...but on the plus side, I really made your forehead stand out (no pun inteanded)!

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 15.0ft (4.6m)
  • Length 12.1ft (3.7m)
  • Height 18.9ft (5.8m)
  • Empty Weight N/A
  • Loaded Weight 1,139lbs (516kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 8272

Parts

  • Number of Parts 70
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 992
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    @MrWarPac Thx

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    @FlipposMC JE BOJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ MEK DEM DEV CAIRS

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    14.9k MrWarPac

    Lol, this is useful :D

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    @exosuit YE boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    @PINK If you're gonna insult my country atleast leave un upvote mmmk?

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    18.2k exosuit

    I think i know how: desk with two scooter engine each on the desk side den make it so the engine will power those wheels with buttons/sumthin den strap the chair eh?

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    BOIIIII 60 DL AND 15 UPVOTES

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    National Debt

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    @FlipposMC nice, i hope it can go up to 600mph as well. So... please wear a helmet and... write your testament...
    After youre done dying I'll tell your wife that you loved her

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    @PilotOfFuture It's the way of the future (pun intended). We're playing pokemon go whilst driving anyways...so why not give coding a shot? I swear I want to build this thing IRL and then have it shipped to Jundroo HQ...I mean its just an engine hooked up to a desk and a chair...how hard can it be?

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    DAS URL THO

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    😂

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    Seems to be good for (killing yourself and others) working and coding

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    @SkullsAndCrossbones @RailfanEthan @GoldenEagle @exosuit @saturn28 @Stijinvdlinde @RadHawk @Dllama4 @speedyplane Thanks!

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    2fast
    2developed

    7.8 years ago