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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

429 HowieHugs  5.6 years ago

To celebrate reaching Bronze (I know the Grenade isn’t actually bronze). The object has no point but to have design. For best results, spawn at ice base assault. (Snowstone). BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

MAYNARD:
Amen.

@Genius.com

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General Characteristics

  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 16.4ft (5.0m)
  • Length 16.4ft (5.0m)
  • Height 23.0ft (7.0m)
  • Empty Weight 12,903lbs (5,852kg)
  • Loaded Weight 32,413lbs (14,702kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 14584

Parts

  • Number of Parts 13
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 62
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    Wow. XD

    5.6 years ago
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    321 ICANTFLY

    Thanks @HowieHugs

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    What if someone's username was thebunnywithbigfangs @HowieHugs

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    429 HowieHugs

    @HowieHugs Same @Nerfenthusiast

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    429 HowieHugs

    @ICANTFLY Btw I love your gravatar!

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    this is great

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    321 ICANTFLY

    ItS jUsT a BuNNy

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    223 GTAPRO

    Bring out the holy hand grenade

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    12.1k dINE

    Worms game anyone? 😁

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    429 HowieHugs

    v XD

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    Every single building in that area behind you is wiped out @RailfanEthan

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    600 Throwing/Explosive Damage. I personally have 30. @CoBros2

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    429 HowieHugs

    @RailfanEthan I throw the Holy hand Grenade in your directions. JK. 👌☮️

    5.6 years ago
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    i fart in your general direction

    +1 5.6 years ago
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    429 HowieHugs

    👍👌

    5.6 years ago
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    2,107 CoBros2

    It's also in terraria which references that movie

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    I love that movie!!!! Nice job!

    5.6 years ago