Do you find yourself struggling to fit into society? Are you the last surviving member of an alien race? The cure is finally here! Kryptonite™ can solve all your problems.

Side effects may include:
Weakness Beyond That of a Puny Human
Nonfunctional Heat Vision
Altered Perception of Reality
Oily Stools
Inability to Fly
Baldness
Hallucinations
Death
These are not all of the known side effects.

Ask your doctor if Kryptonite™ is right for you.

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Well I took a walk around the world

To ease my troubled mind

I left my body lying somewhere

In the sands of time

But I watched the world float

To the dark side of the moon

I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float

To the dark side of the moon

After all I knew it had to be

Something to do with you

I really don't mind what happens now and then

As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still

Call me Superman

If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand

I'll keep you by my side

with

My superhuman might

Kryptonite

You called me strong, you called me weak

But still your secrets I will keep

You took for granted all the times I never let you down

You stumbled in and bumped your head

If not for me then you'd be dead

I picked you up and put you back

On solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still

Call me Superman

If I'm alive and well

Will you be there a-holding my hand

I'lI keep you by my side

with my superhuman might

Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still

Call me Superman

If I'm alive and well, will you be there

Holding my hand

I'll keep you by my side

With my superhuman might

Kryptonite

Yeah

If I go crazy then will you still

Call me Superman

If I'm alive and well

Will you be there a-holding my hand

I'll keep you by my side

With my superhuman might

Kryptonite