A little about us

No U-Haul "Because You're Mom Gay"

Company Background

The No U-Haul Premium Rental Truck Service offers reliable and quality heavy duty trucks that can be sure to get any job done, if it's off roading, heavy hauling, mountain hauling, transmission destruction (we use torque converters, so no engine destruction), or living in one, if you choose to purchase one, but if not, you can rent for the "low price" of $30/hr!

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any terrorism that was aided by our trucks

Disclaimer: The transmission is likely to blow up on rough terrain

Disclaimer: We don't give a s¦¦t about pedestrian safety, so our brakes may suck absolute ppdong

The Truck

We use only the most quality trucks for our fleet, and possibly yours if you purchase one for $60,000. It is a UMOMGAY-24, with a 3.2L V6, 400HP engine, and a UrGAY33 RWD transmission. Not the most powerful, but does go through everything you throw at it, except a thermonuclear bomb.

How To Use

VTOL: Opens the liftgate. Open this before
lifting the truck or deploying the rails.

Landing Gear: Lifts the truck and deploys the
two heavy duty rails, which
is good for hauling in cars, if
SP multiplayer came...

AG1: Sadness and Depression

AG2: Reverse (turn of AG8 first)

AG8: Forward

Added notes

I use this on flat surfaces. Delete the gyros if you want to go uphill.