Capitalistic Helicopter
There is a principle of nature
That most every creature knows
It's called survival of the fittest
And this is how it goes
The animal that wins has got to
Claw and bite and kick and punch
The animal that doesn’t winds up Someone else’s lunch
A company’s an animal That’s trying to survive
It's struggling and fighting Just to keep itself alive
I must keep biggering!
I’m figgering on biggering!
Though biggering is triggering More biggering!
I won’t stop biggering!
I’m figgering on biggering!
And biggering is triggering more biggering!!!
With the customers all buying
And the money multiplying
And the PR people lying
And the lawyers all denying!
Who cares if some things are dying?!
I don't want to hear your crying!
This is all so gratifying!!!
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 31.4ft (9.6m)
- Length 42.8ft (13.0m)
- Height 10.9ft (3.3m)
- Empty Weight 2,554lbs (1,158kg)
- Loaded Weight 3,777lbs (1,713kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 16.184
- Wing Loading 175.5lbs/ft2 (856.7kg/m2)
- Wing Area 21.5ft2 (2.0m2)
- Drag Points 2241
Parts
- Number of Parts 701
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 2,371