Report post box but it hates windmills now
11.6k JesusChrist
2.6 years ago
Auto Credit Based on JesusChrist's Report post box
Created specifically for the purpose of destroying as many windmills as possible at Maywar's Windmill Farm.
And yes AG1 still works.
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Predecessor Report post box
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 63.7ft (19.4m)
- Length 16.8ft (5.1m)
- Height 12.2ft (3.7m)
- Empty Weight 20,534lbs (9,314kg)
- Loaded Weight 24,779lbs (11,239kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 3.264
- Wing Loading 91.2lbs/ft2 (445.1kg/m2)
- Wing Area 271.8ft2 (25.3m2)
- Drag Points 6915
Parts
- Number of Parts 68
- Control Surfaces 5
- Performance Cost 695
"What do you mean by that?"
the first thing I thought of:
"The drowning part Schmidt, is that real?"
KILL!WIND-DRIVEN!MILLS!
@X99STRIKER Don’t you say bad word!
@PlaneFlightX but wait! Theres more!
I'll tag you on our secret chat room.
@ColonelCanada @DeveloperKorzalerke It was a fun story to read lol.
Le ban hammer
I see that You guys were having
@X99STRIKER Nice, i updated my bio
@DeveloperKorzalerke
Welcome to gold gang mate, you are now allowed to try some of our special gold macaroni.
@X99STRIKER Gold gang
@DeveloperKorzalerke
Stop.
Look at your point count.
Notice a change? :)
HOLY SHITE.
@X99STRIKER You're gonna need a few more bags
71 comments? Mostly the same people?
You know what that means… 🍿🍿🍿
@ColonelCanada lol
@DeveloperKorzalerke
It's amazing how all of this started because I said that I don't have Maywar.
@ColonelCanada Snowstone gets bombed to bits by burst missiles
Enemy officer: Sir... are you sure you want to go through with this? What purpose is there to getting rid of all land?
Korzalerke: The islands are separated by a natural border, the ocean. I will change this, starting from scratch. On a new world, one without any boundaries, a perfect one without wars or divisions. A World With No Borders...
Enemy officer: What?! All of this is because of a pointless "reset"?! This is ridiculous! I'll tell the pilots to cancel the attack!
Korzalerke: Is that so?
Officer gets shot
Korzalerke: Treason is unnaceptable, i thought you knew better than this...
Enemy officer: You... monster...
Korzalerke: One less officer to the army... oh well, i can just promote an lower rank general, no real losses here... Anyways, let's move on to the next target... Wright.
2 hours later
Enemy general: Wouldn't attacking Yeager first be a smarter strategy sir?
Korzalerke: It's too predictable, by attacking Wright first they'll be caught by surprise without any defences.
Enemy general: Yes sir!
@DeveloperKorzalerke
All forces retreat! Plan B! PLAN B!
evacuation process begins everywhere
Snowstone was first. Krakabloa, having the second largest population (Maywar being first) is logically next. We can't stop it this time. We have lost. All superior officers follow me to the bunker under Wright. big explosion rocks the island i was wrong. We were next.
@ColonelCanada
...You think?
extremely bright flash of light appears in the distance, followed by a shockwave
USAF pilot: AHHH- radio cut-off
RCAF pilot 1: WHAT IS GOING ON- radio static
RCAF pilot 2: ALL THE ELETRONICS ON MY PLANE SHUT OFF, I'M BAILING OUT!
Have you forgotten what we're even here for? I'm fighting for a greater purpose, i'm not letting these mere ants end my plans.
on radio Bring them out.
Enemy officer: Are you sure? All we've worked so hard for...
on radio Do it.
Enemy officer: Yes sir... You all heard him, take out the XF-76 and XF-77s, bomb the base until there's nothing left!
Hehe... let's see how you deal with this teleports away
@DeveloperKorzalerke
The American regiments storming the ice base: intense freedom
15 minutes of door to door combat later
US soldier: ColonelCanada, this is Eagle team, we found the target. Over
FREEZE, KORZALERKE! You are all alone this time. Your army is gone. Its over.
5 soldiers tackle you down
@DeveloperKorzalerke
The American squadron that finally showed up: FREEDOM HAS ARRIVED, FELLAS
50 B-52s hit the icebase
23 A-10s BRRRRRT all around the Ice Base
F-22s and F-35s join the air battle
@ColonelCanada RCAF pilot 2: Yes sir!
explosions in the background
RCAF pilot 1: What was that?
RCAF pilot 3: That was the ice base! Someone hit the SAMs!
@DeveloperKorzalerke Don't question my logic, airman. See? We've shot down half their forces. We still have more than half.
@ColonelCanada F-18 gets shot down by ice base launcher RCAF pilot 2: Are you sure this is worth it? We've lost so many already...
@DeveloperKorzalerke
This is why we can't have nice things
That night
sounds of NATO planes roar through the night
RCAF Pilot 1: Sir, you sure this is the place- plane gets shot down beside him
NVGs on everyone!
intense fighting