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OH I WANT A HIPPOPOTOMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS

3,101 Illusion  7.9 years ago
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I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too!

General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s)
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 8.6ft (2.6m)
  • Length 7.4ft (2.3m)
  • Height 9.0ft (2.8m)
  • Empty Weight 1,491lbs (676kg)
  • Loaded Weight 1,491lbs (676kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 5539

Parts

  • Number of Parts 13
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 32
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    3,101 Illusion

    first Christmas upload! @Dllama4 @Himynameiswalrus @MechWARRIOR57

    7.9 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    Lol. Stap iit

    7.9 years ago
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    3,101 Illusion

    Ur brother is quot lit, like this song: I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! @Dllama4

    7.9 years ago
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    3,101 Illusion

    I know that's what I thought @Dllama4

    7.9 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    I showed this to my younger brother and sorry, but he said it looked like Arthur (a cartoon character) without glasses.

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    3,101 Illusion

    Socialist Walrus * #exposed @Himynameiswalrus

    7.9 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    Nupe

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    3,101 Illusion

    U mad@Dllama4

    7.9 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    ...

    7.9 years ago
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    @Illusion just noticed the socialist Jew part lol wtf

    7.9 years ago
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    3,101 Illusion

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! Don't you agree?

    @Himynameiswalrus @Dllama4 @MechWARRIOR57

    7.9 years ago
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    Lol

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    104k Dllama4

    Lol. Omg.

    7.9 years ago
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    Lol wut

    7.9 years ago